A man from Texas has caught Ebola by reading one of the thousands of Ebola articles in news outlets across the internet, the U.S. Authorities have revealed.
The unnamed man started to display the symptoms of Ebola immediately after reading an article on the infectious viral disease.
“One minute I was reading the piece and the next I was flailing around on the floor with my eyes about to explode,” the unnamed man said from his quarantine cell.
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Did I catch Ebola by reading this article…my eyes,my eyes!!!