Men Gladly Die Earlier From Nagging Wives

LONDON - England - Women who nag their husbands send them to an early grave, a new study has revealed.

After a recently published study, the ‘incredible’ findings revealed that some men are literally nagged to death by women, a new poll has also revealed that many men welcome early death, because it’s better to be six feet under and not hear the awful mewling sounds emanating from some bellicose harridan.

“Getting married for some men is in itself similar to death, you work your arse off, do the DIY, do the driving to and fro, pay the bills, pay for the shopping, throw the spiders out the window, take the rubbish out, deal with the car, and put up with your wife’s friends and still get nagged to death. Being a man in a marriage is a never ending struggle which requires composing one’s self through a tornado of obsessive unnecessary demands. Death is the only release from the constant nagging, and an early death is a welcome rest from the squawking tirades of abuse and injustice,” a man on his deathbed said smiling.

No wonder many women live way longer than men, they kill them off slowly day by day until they have no one else to nag at but themselves.

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it”

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