ILLINOIS - USA - A man attempting to sign up for Obamacare succumbed to a fatal cardiac arrest Thursday.
Chicago resident, Jim Beamer, 62, was trying to sign on to the Obamacare web site for the twenty eighth time when his heart went into cardiac arrest. His wife Dorreen, 59, was very upset about the whole episode.
“He kept trying and trying and trying. Then he went blue and started cussing which was totally out of character for him. Finally he just fell onto the computer screen. He never got that Obamacare.”
Widowed Mrs Beamer, being a good Democrat, says she forgives Obamacare for the untimely death of her husband.
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