Boat Full of Refugee American Doctors Rescued Off Coast of Guatemala

CHAMPERICO - Guatemala - A group of American refugee physicians numbering over three hundred had to be rescued from a makeshift boat yesterday after fleeing America.

Local news crews interviewed the doctors after their arduous journey.

“We set sail from San Diego two weeks ago. We had some basic rations with us, but we had to get away from the Obamacare. If I have to treat that many people in one day for peanut pay I would go insane in two days. It ain’t right, I didn’t go to Med. school all those years to be a low pay dog’s body. A group of us got this little rust bucket and jumped in it to escape America,” Dr. Barry Soto, recalled.

According to the surviving refugee doctors some of their colleagues did not make it during the harrowing journey and had to be thrown overboard for the sharks.

“It was either the sharks back home or in the sea. They chose the sea, bless their souls,” a brain surgeon from Los Angeles told rescuers.

Captain Fernando Guatirez, for the Guatemalan Lifeboat Service told reporters about the rescue: “We rescued the gringos they were floating in the sea in a boat that even our refugees would not venture on. Those crazy gringos were fleeing America. I had to pinch myself to believe it.”

Daily Squib Book

DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
AddThis Website Tools
Disqus Comments Loading...
Share
Published by
Tags: us

Recent Posts

LA FIRES: BLM Reparations Looters Told to Stand Down – For Now

LOS ANGELES - USA - BLM reparations looters are being urged to stand down and…

9 hours ago

LOS ANGELES FIRE: Clinic Offers Emergency Botox and Breast Enlargement

LOS ANGELES - USA - Not all is lost in the fire ravaged city, a…

12 hours ago

Rachel Reeves: “I’m having a wonderful time in China!”

BEIJING - China - Rachel Reeves is having a wonderful time in the Chinese capital…

13 hours ago

Why’s Trump Renaming the “Gulf of Mexico” as the “Gulf of America”?

WASHINGTON DC - USA - There's a good reason why Trump will immediately rename the…

1 day ago

CANCEL CULTURE: Coward Labour MPs Silence Child Abuse Victims

LONDON - England - Cowardly Labour MPs have silenced the voices of thousands of child…

2 days ago

It’s Okay ‘Diversity Equity and Inclusion’ Still Intact During California Fires

LOS ANGELES - USA - Rest assured, Diversity, Equity and Inclusion are still intact despite…

2 days ago