Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab in Rehab

LOS ANGELES - USA - American film starlet, Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab for the fortieth time this year but has now gone one step further by entering rehab inside rehab.

“She needed a break from rehab so she is now getting rehab from rehab, which is an extra area actually in rehab,” a spokesman for Eldridge Rehabilitation Services in Los Angeles told Entertainment Weekly.

No one knows what goes on if you enter rehab in rehab because it is a heavily guarded secret. Only a few celebrities have ever got to that level of rehab.

“You know take Charlie Sheen, multiply that by 10 million and add a dose of Amy Winehouse, and you might get slightly close to the levels we’re talking here,” a celebrity commentator for TMZ revealed.

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