Obamacare Subtitle C-11 Section 2521

WASHINGTON DC - USA - A little known clause in the thousand page Obamacare document has been discovered by eagle eyed liberty watchers in America.

“We spent months looking through this intricate document and found something rather scary. It holds a clause that for an American citizen to receive universal Obamacare, they will have to submit to an implant, possibly RFID or otherwise. No implant, then no health care for you, simple as that. I don’t want to scare the public but it’s right there in plain sight, subtitle c-11 section 2521. It’s tucked away so if you blink an eye, you will surely miss it,” an American liberty watcher on Capitol Hill revealed yesterday.

National Medical Device Registry from H.R. 3200 [Healthcare Bill], pages 1001-1008:

(g)(1) The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the ‘registry’) to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that— ‘‘(A) is or has been used in or on a patient; ‘‘(B)and is— ‘‘(i) a class III device; or ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable, life-supporting, or life-sustaining.”

According to the FDA, a class II device is an “implantable radio frequency transponder system for patient identification and health information.”

Disarming crucial before implementation

“I don’t think people know what comes with their Obama Health Care. You’ve got to read the fine print folks. Why you think Obama wants to take away your guns now? Because when they make you do the Obamacare, they’re gonna chip you and your family. Why you think the DHS is stocking up with millions of rounds of ammo? It don’t make sense to have an armed people who can fight that does it? So you first go for the guns, then you get the prize,” another liberty watcher said, before a black van came along and some men in grey suits took him away.

History will thus put the American government down as pioneers of the mass microchipping of their entire human population — not just the animals.

Worried officials from the Obama administration said on on Monday: “We just don’t want those Right Wing Christian nutjobs to get wind of this. All hell would break loose then.”

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