LONDON - England - Television chef and obesity campaigner, Jamie Oliver reveals his secret recipes to our readers. Exclusive to the Daily Squib only.
This week only in the Daily Squib and every piece of media known to man including, television, radio, billboards, mobile phones, internet and cinema advertising, you will get to see Jamie Oliver’s fat head slapping around the screen telling you what to eat and do.
“Everywhere I look I see Jamie Oliver and his fat fucking tongue hanging out. This cunt gets everywhere. Go to the supermarket and half the products have his name and face on it, I can’t buy anything anymore. I flat out refuse to do so. Then I go home and switch on the telly, and he’s on there with his fat tongue telling us what to eat and do. Why don’t you go home and shag your neglected wife for a change and take your kids to the park and leave us alone you money grabbing fat tongued fake cockney ponce,” Rob Nesbit, 45, a teacher from East Munters told the BBC.
Jamie Oliver gets everything from Sainsbury’s including his personality and he wants to train everyone in the UK to do the same.
Jamie’s Secret Recipe for the Day
Next week – another wonderful Jamie Oliver spittle filled dish served up for your displeasure
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