The Dangers of Three Parent Babies

LONDON - England - After passing the three-parent baby bill in Parliament on February 3, there are still voices of concern on how this new ruling could affect the UK.

Scientists have warned of the dangers of three-parent babies, a process that could create some serious mutations.

“What if one of these spawned babies was from an extreme left wing Marxist twat, the other a beer swilling xenophobic fascist maniac and the other from a Zionist europhile posho? The consequences for our nation would be catastrophic,” Arthur Binglswerth, the MP for Chulforth, Essex, told the House of Commons on Friday.

The Commons Select Committee on three parent babies will convene on Tuesday for a mass debate on the subject.

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