Healthcare: Why Silencing Ebola Spread is Not Dangerous

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Is Ebola still around? If you read the newspapers, you wouldn't know it ever existed.

The silence on Ebola is deafening, and there may be a danger to this silence some might say, however health care officials think the virus is better out of sight, out of mind.

“The media have been told by agencies to hush any news about Ebola. You may have noticed a deafening silence, although the Ebola is still ravaging Western Africa and flights are still carrying infected people across the globe. It’s now a silent spread with zero reporting. Please do not worry about anything, because if the media does not mention this deadly virus, that means it is gone, vamoose, outta here,” Dr. Bill Edwards, a consultant for the U.S. Department of Infectious Diseases didn’t tell any news outlets yesterday.

Everything’s okay then, Ebola has been eradicated completely. Nothing to see here folks, move away.

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