The Fappemus: Muggles Want to Expose Hermione

HOGWARTS - Harry Potter Land - A very grown up Hermione Granger is in trouble, the muggles have figured out an Engorgio spell and this could put her in danger of Exposio.

 

Never fear Harry Potter’s here to the rescue, he’s going to put an Expeliafappus on the dastardly hacker who is claiming that he will expose Hermione’s niffler to all the muggles, the Daily Prophet has announced.

“This is even more scary than a visit from Lord Voldemort, or the dark Lord Mandelson,” a defiant Potter said whilst cooking up the Expeliafappus potion.

Hogwarts has been put on high alert, as the threat of an Intruder charm beckons on Hermione’s treasure chest.

Things have certainly changed since the Hogwarts alumni have got all grown up and left the school of magic, the real world seems even more terrible than school.

Time is running out, let’s hope Harry’s magic works or Hermione may have to escape to Azkaban.

Daily Squib Book

DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
Disqus Comments Loading...
Share
Published by

Recent Posts

WW3 WATCH: Why is Russia Mass Producing Nuclear Shelters?

MOSCOW - Russia - The Kremlin has ordered the mass production of nuclear shelters throughout…

6 hours ago

EXPERTS: “Net Zero” is Impossible to Achieve Unless…

LONDON - England - The Earthwise think tank has outlined why it is futile for…

8 hours ago

Netanyahu Forced to Travel in Disguise After ICC Puts Out Arrest Warrant

TEL AVIV - Israel - Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu may be forced to wear a…

18 hours ago

“Two Jags” John Prescott Goes to the Great Pie in the Abyss

HELL - The Eternal Inferno - "Two Jags" former Labour Deputy John Prescott will soon…

1 day ago

Experts: How Peaceful Protest Against Labour Tyranny Can Work

LONDON - England - A think tank has outlined methods ordinary citizens can conduct peaceful…

1 day ago

Forget Bacon and Eggs Labour Want to Replace Traditional Farms With Maggot Farms

GRIMSBY - England - Labour is planning to completely exterminate and erase traditional farms, replacing…

2 days ago

This website uses cookies.