People Surprised by Facebook Pentagon Project?

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - You may think you are surfing a Facebook page, putting your life on there, but you are surfing a Pentagon page.

People around the world were actually surprised that Facebook has been conducting data experiments on them for some time.

“Doh, I put all my info on there and say what I’m thinking, but I thought it was private. Then I read the Pentagon and DoD were controlling and funding the experiments. I’m really angry now, how could they? When I joined up I signed away all my rights but I didn’t know what I was doing. I can’t control myself I have no mind of my own or will, excuse me while I post my next update,” Dan Carmichael, 25, who is an avid Facebook user with over 10,000 ‘friends’, wrote on his Facebook page.

You would have thought that bears don’t defecate in the woods and the Pope was not Catholic.

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