White Dee Takes Jade Goody’s Place

BIRMINGHAM - England - White Dee has had her benefits stopped. Be prepared for a media onslaught for the next twenty years.

White Dee, she of Benefits Street, has officially taken Jade Goody’s place in the bucket fame stakes.

“There’s always a special place for the Jade Goodies and White Dees inhabiting the shallow faeces ridden UK celebrity circuit. It’s a place of Z list undeserved fame, inhabited by septic banal chavettes who have some quality that the public like in some way. Either way, I stand to make a lot of money from this fat sow,” Dee’s agent, Miles Dabadow, told the Sun.

Expect to see this thing plastered all over the media for a very long time. Blame Channel 4.

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