Inconsequential Celebrity is Having Another Baby

LOS ANGELES - USA - Some inconsequential celebrity is having another baby the news says again.

Celebrity sites were awash today with news that another irrelevant celebrity is having a baby.

“This is very important news. You have to see the pictures to believe them,” some moron from TMZ said.

In other news, the world is still going round and round.

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