Mysterious Box That Unlocks Cars? We Need to Watch Some Ghost Dog Says Cop

CHICAGO - USA - With a spate of car thefts across America, the police are baffled at the use of a mysterious black box being used to unlock vehicles.

American cops are not exactly hip to cult films, and one of our favourites here in the Daily Squib office is Ghost Dog. It is an amazing film fusing many elements in a big bucket of dark genius.

“All over America, the police are puzzled by people stealing cars utilising a little black box, well all the feds gotta do is watch some Ghost Dog nigga, and y’all will see fo’ yoselves,” G-Squan, a rapper from Chicago revealed on Hip Hop TV.

Let’s just say it would be very cool to have a mysterious box like this.

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