WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Pop singer Beyonce has announced she is writing a song about president Barack Obama.
The curvy songstress Beyonce is penning a new song about her favourite president.
“I had just left the White House one morning while Michelle was still in Hawaii, when I had to put pen to paper. It’s called the Obama Song. Yeah, I know not very imaginative but I’m not exactly a rocket scientist am I?”
On hearing of the musical affair, president Obama said: “I did not have musical relations with that woman.”
Meanwhile, a stink has come over the White House, maybe Michelle is smelling some rotten chitlins, who can blame the president for wanting an upgrade?
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