BBC darling and member of the back-slapping far-left metropolitan elite socialist cabal of Marxist propaganda committee of Sissinghurst, Commissar Ian Hislop is set to appear on populist British news station GB News, it has been announced.
When not being a target of imaginary assassination attempts upon himself by non-existent assassins who really don’t give a shit if he lives or dies, commissar Hislop also edits a now far-left turned soporific magazine that used to be dangerous and edgy once, but now just panders to the usual banal socialist agendas of the day. Apart from being boring as fuck, commissar Hislop is also deeply predictable and entrenched in generic socialist talking-points that are commonly encountered during most necropurulent virtue-signalling, champagne socialist dinner parties or similar back-slapping, bottom-sniffing meetings at the illustrious Groucho Club in Soho.
GB News executive, Daryl Rhea, revealed that they have invited commissar Hislop to come to their television studios to film a special feature of the GB News £36,000 giveaway stint which they play on loop every 15 minutes of broadcasting day and night.
“We thought we would bring in commissar Hislop, to rear his pompous old boy network, rancescent socialist face to sell more premium phone charges that suck in our core audience of old boiled gammon slapping bastards who primarily come from the Midlands. It’s only £6,500 to send in a text, and £45,000/minute to phone in for a chance to win £36,000!”
But then again, who the fuck are we to quibble?
cock
If I want a lobotomy I watch an episode of HIGNIFY
I’ve seen bacteria funnier than that bstard
bollocks
I used to love the PE but then it suddenly became all woke and socialist. It’s now just a morose leftie mag. Let’s say dumped my subscription.
Britain is now a pinko commie colony of the EU.
Hislop disappeared up his own jacksie yrs ago.
He’s got such a big head I don’t think a hitman could mis.
Champagne socialists like Hislop are crucial to our system of socialism in the UK that’s why he’s protected and is rolling in da money.
Yeh when it comes down to it he’s a commie.
I used to subscribe to the Eye once when it was good.
Think you hit the nail on the head there matey.
I met Ian once in London just walking around. I asked if I could shake his hand, and he just walked on.
Private Eye used to be good but half of the satirists are all dead now. The good ones, at least.
Ouch. I don’t think the Squib is any better than Private Eeye. Look at their legacy. You guys are nobodies compared to the EYE.
One thing I don’t do anymore is watch HIGNIFY. It has become so runofthemill and boring plus it panders solely to a leftwing audience. If it come on the telly I switch over immediately it makes me cringe and and angry with rage.
When’s he appearing on GB News? I will get the popcorn and beers out.
I don’t dislike Hislop I just think he’s well past his sell by date.
I personally think these ppl are so far up their own ars-es that they can never accept criticism of any sort.
I read Private Eye and watch HIGNIFY and think it is the best thing in the world.