Benefits Street Looks Great On a 45 Inch HD 3D TV

BIRMINGHAM - England - Throw out your rubbish into the street, it's the next episode of Benefits Street on the 45 inch HD TV.

Yeah, we all know Benefits Street is a stark insight into Britain’s £61 billion per year benefits bill for taxpayers but it looks great on an HD TV whilst lying back on a couch smoking a fag and drinking a can of Special Brew.

“There’s nothing better than relaxing on my sofa watching an episode of Benefits Street on my fookin’ top of the range HD TV bought by you working losers. You’se lot need to work ‘arder ya c*nts!” Larry Nesbit, 34, who has never worked a day in his life told Channel 4 news.

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