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Hamas Leader Ismail Haniyeh Praises Mia Khalifa For Supporting Atrocities

GAZA - Hamas leader has praised US former adult film star Mia Khalifa for supporting atrocities committed against unarmed Israeli civilians.

From his bunker deep under Gaza, on Saturday, Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh praised former porn star Mia Khalifa for her outstanding support of the atrocities committed against unarmed Israeli civilians.

Hamas leader praises Khalifa

“I would like to thank the upstanding American celebrity and former porn star Mia Khalifa for supporting the beheading of babies, cold-blooded murder of innocent women and children in Israel.

“Here in the Hamas bunker we watch her videos religiously, I especially love the DP scenes, and her giving hand jobs to two men simultaneously whilst being serviced from both ends.

“We at Hamas HQ can’t thank you enough for your undying support of our atrocities, and we vow to erase Israel from the earth. That lesbian scene you did in one of your many movies was delightful to watch, and the squirting shot at the end really did it for me.

“Do not worry that Playboy has fired you, they are a machine of the Zionist pigs who control everything. Once we have completed our job of making the Palestinian idiot civilians who follow us blindly destitute we will send a private jet for you to come to Gaza where you can film a few scenes with the Hamas crew. See you soon.” *blows a big kiss*

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