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Trans Teacher Caught Trying to Milk Fake Breasts

ONTARIO - Canada - A trans teacher who tried to milk his large fake breasts in the school canteen when the milk ran out has been defended by the school.

A Canadian high school teacher has sparked controversy after pictures emerged of her wearing large breast prosthetics while teaching students.

Katja Lameure, a Manufacturing Technology teacher at Burnsville Nippoleon High School in Ontario, who began transitioning a year ago, has gone viral online after students took photos and videos of the teacher trying to milk his gargantuan fake rubber breasts.

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One shocked student revealed how during lunchtime, the milk in the canteen ran out. This is when the teacher jumped up, took out one of his fake breasts and tried to milk it over a jug.

“He took out one of those things, and it had a huge fake rubber nipple on it. There were even blue veins painted on the breast, and a considerable amount of thick hairs protruding from the purple nipple. We all just stood there with our mouths open as this dude squeezed with all his might to milk that thing. He even started slapping it around the table and grunting wildly,” the student revealed.

Some students who attend the school have had to receive counselling after the shocking incident.

Naturally, the school board and staff rallied behind Lameure’s huge synthetic breasts being worn amongst children.

“We strive to promote a positive learning environment in schools consistent with values to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all students, staff and the community, regardless of race, age, ability, sex, gender identity, gender expression, sexual orientation, ethnicity, religion, cultural observance, socioeconomic circumstances or gargantuan motherfucker sized ginormous fake rubber titties that defy all known laws of physics.”

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