WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Republican House Speaker, John Boehner has signed up to the GOP choir as a castrato singer local news stations are reporting from America's capital.
This is something the president would not dare to miss
Looking a tad yellow, the House Speaker told news reporters that he had found his true voice.
“You know I love singing with a high voice, especially as I’ve had my testicles removed during the recent government shut down. I’ve heard my dear friend Obama is gonna come and watch me sing. Ain’t that sweet.”
Some of the songs Boehner and the Republicans will be singing are:
Away in a Furlough
Come Let Us Worship Obama
Count Your Yella Blessings
Hark the Herald Veterans Sing
Humble Thyself in the Sight of Obammy
and finally
I Surrender All
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