LONDON - England - The first photo of Kate and William's baby has been leaked online and it's a boy.
The amazing photo was acquired by a paparazzi lens from 1.6 miles away perched on a roof top. How this guy got a picture perfect shot like that is something that needs to be addressed.
PLEASE SCROLL DOWN
JUST A LITTLE FURTHER
A BIT MORE
BET YOU’RE EXCITED
GETTING A LITTLE CLOSER
OH KEEP SCROLLING DOWN
YOU MISSED IT SILLY! UP A BIT
NOT LONG NOW
NEARLY THERE PHEW
IT’S COMING UP SHORTLY
SOON YOU WILL SEE IT
CLOSER STILL
AAH HERE IT IS..
OOPS! NOT QUITE YET..
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How did the Daily Squib know it was a boy? The baby was born just now. Your article was written 13 hours 36 minutes ago??? They only announced the birth at 8.46pm !!!