LONDON - England - The Daily Squib will not be releasing anything off onto the internet today as the staff have been given their traditional April 1st day off.
Whilst other traditional newspapers are writing the odd chucklsome April 1st article and even Google has had a go at it, the Squib is taking the day off thank you very much.
“This is one day in the year that we get a day off so I’m off to the pub to get completely blootered,” one of our writers said today.
So dear readers, numbering about 15, expect no Squib stories from us today. We know you will be very sad about that.
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