Entertainment

We’re Off to Coronavirus Beach

DEVON - England - People are coming from far and wide to crowd Coronavirus Beach on this spectacular sunny day.

The crowds and traffic jams are back at the beaches, so that’s where we’re going because we follow the crowd. We’re off to Coronavirus Beach this year.

It will be a great day out in the sunshine as everyone gets sweaty, and the sun tan oil drips all over the place. Yes, there will be very little free space on the sand so we will all bunch up together and enjoy the sunshine on Coronavirus Beach.

Have an ice cream or an ice lolly from the kind man who never washes his hands, or how about a pizza from the restaurant where the chef has a suspect cough, as he makes your pizza in the heat, the sweat from his greasy hair drips on to the toppings, and of course an odd pubic hair dredged up from his unwashed underpants always makes a surprise entry.

Frisbees and beach balls are in abundant supply all flying all over the place, landing on people, then others throwing them back, it’s all fun and games.

As soon as the sun comes out, Coronavirus Beach is the place people love to go and have fun. It’s seriously infectious, and will have you heaving for breath in no time with sheer exhaustion.

At the end of the day as the sun sets, everyone gets in their cars touching everything, and then goes home where they first touch everything and prepare an impromptu sandwich before retiring to beddie byes.

Hopefully tomorrow will be another day, so we can all go to Coronavirus Beach again and top up our tan, which is way more important than being in a pandemic.

 

Daily Squib Book

DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
Disqus Comments Loading...
Share
Published by

Recent Posts

EXPERTS: “Net Zero” is Impossible to Achieve Unless…

LONDON - England - The Earthwise think tank has outlined why it is futile for…

39 mins ago

Netanyahu Forced to Travel in Disguise After ICC Puts Out Arrest Warrant

TEL AVIV - Israel - Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu may be forced to wear a…

10 hours ago

“Two Jags” John Prescott Goes to the Great Pie in the Abyss

HELL - The Eternal Inferno - "Two Jags" former Labour Deputy John Prescott will soon…

21 hours ago

Experts: How Peaceful Protest Against Labour Tyranny Can Work

LONDON - England - A think tank has outlined methods ordinary citizens can conduct peaceful…

23 hours ago

Forget Bacon and Eggs Labour Want to Replace Traditional Farms With Maggot Farms

GRIMSBY - England - Labour is planning to completely exterminate and erase traditional farms, replacing…

2 days ago

Prince Harry Consults Elon Musk About Travelling to Mars

MONTECITO - USA - Prince Harry is in consultation with Elon Musk about travelling to…

2 days ago

This website uses cookies.