Prince Harry Reveals New Baby’s Clothes Ready and Waiting

WINDSOR - England - Da Royalez babee bin borned un-Royale foolz! Prince Harry b showin off da blingtastic Kardashian Fiddy pimpin Nu Royale muffugin babee rags n shiet! Innit!

Yo yo gots 2 b hip y’all. All dat sheboinkin made a babee n sheeit! Nows da peeps at da royale fam theys bin shopliftin sum clothes! Dats right bruv, Prince Harry is showin’ orf sum rags fo da noo babee! Pimpin’ dat shiet muffuggas!

Dap plan is get wiv da cartel innit b4 da Feds cum!

Afta da babee woz born n sheit we gots 2 git da bling on, sum pimpin azz shiet!

Yu knows like da Kardashians n shiet mebbe a lil Fiddy here n dere ass jiggaz.

Da babee already suckin on da Meghan mommas titties fo shore! Pimpin da areola juss like Jersey Shore n dat or woz dat Geordie Shore we forgots! But who fukkkin cares fam! Bruv William gonna be jelluss now! Burberry n all, innit!

Anywayz un royale foolz ! Prince Harry be showin off da babee n his pimpin azz rags!

Check it out! East side! Westwoooood!

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