“This new ale called Crap Totty is more acceptable to us because it has the head of a feminist on the front of it who looks suspiciously like a man, she has a stern puritanical look on her disapproving face and not only that, the beer tastes like weak piss water,” equalities minister, Harriet Harperson, told a hastily convened meeting on beer equality, yesterday outside the Commons restaurant.
Another Labour MP, Dianne Abbot, has also come up against fierce resistance, after demanding that Guiness be renamed ‘Divide and Rule’ where the white froth at the top rules over the majority black stuff at the bottom.
The militant feminists and equality czars in the houses of parliament are now happy that the balance in beer equality has been addressed, especially Ms Green, who failed to declare an interest when tabling an amendment to a bill of her union sponsorship in 2011.
Sexual equality is great.
Yesterday my wife painted the spare room, put up some shelves, mowed the lawn, grouted the outside wall, paid for the bills and took the car for an MOT.
She did all of that while I sat on my arse on the sofa, watched loads of telly, ate some junk food and surfed Facebook.
women want equality do they??? Well they should be trying to be better than men not equal….this shows a lack of ambition and this is the reason why men are better………
and would it be acceptable to have a picture of a man with his penis sticking out? I don't think so…
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!