BRISBANE - Australia - A new celebrity show from ITV has TV audiences really confused because no one knows who the celebrities are.
If anyone knows who these people are, answers on a postcard please
“They’ve put the obligatory bikini girl, with a great pair of tits who I’ve never heard of in, and a bunch of old people who I’ve never heard of in a jungle clearing. Are we meant to try and figure out who these people are?” Rob Joist, a bored TV viewer told the Radio Times.
The executives in charge of the new format are also confused about who the people on the show are.
“We actually have never seen these so-called celebrities before and do not know who they are. Someone from an agency just told us that they were celebrities and we took their word for it,” Henry Arsehat, executive producer for the show revealed.
Ratings for reality shows are so low now that it is very rare for anyone to actually watch the shows let alone figure out who the people in them are.
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