Robert Wagner: "Let Max Fix This One"

LOS ANGELES - USA - Hart to Hart actor, Robert Wagner, is urging his trusty butler, Max, to fix the little problem with the LAPD coming around to his Beverly Hills mansion all the time.

“This is getting crazy. I wake up and get a call from the police, I go play tennis and see them around the court, brunch means another call and by bedtime I turn on the news and my face is all over the place. I thought we dealt with that situation a long time ago. What the hell is this? It’s come back to haunt me like a midnight dip in the freezing ocean,” Mr Wagner told Hollywood Now magazine.

Max, who is Mr Wagner’s trusty butler and fixer does pretty much everything for his master.

“This is my boss, Robert Wagner, a self-made millionaire actor, he’s quite a guy. This is Mrs W., she’s gorgeous, but dead. She’s one lady who knows how to take care of herself in a swimming pool. By the way, my name is Max. I take care of both of them, which ain’t easy cause when they met it was murder.”

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