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Paris Hilton Converts to Islam

JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Former American socialite, Paris Hilton has converted to Islam, her spokesman, Ian Brinkham, has revealed to CBS news.

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“She has been toying with the idea for quite a while now and when she was imprisoned at Century Regional Detention Facility in 2007,  she encountered a few people who had already converted,” Mr Brinkham said.

By converting to the Muslim faith, Paris Hilton has decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank.

Speaking from an Islamic study retreat in Jeddah, she said: “I have now found total peace in my life. Before, I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a ‘hoe’ and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised.”

Hollywood Jihad

Ms Hilton plans to return to Los Angeles next week to start her own Islamic school in the middle of Beverly Hills.

“Forget Scientology or Kaballah. This is the religion to be in now. I’m not going to be wearing a piece of red string on my wrist or walk around like a robot talking to Xenu. Islam is the new must-have religion. and I’m going to spread the word of the Koran to everyone,” an excited Paris Hilton said.

Paris Hilton also plans to change her name to ‘Tahirah’ which means ‘Pure, chaste’ in Arabic. Her Islamic school will open in July and is set to become a popular Hollywood spiritual haunt for many celebrities.

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  1. Subhan Allah… i wish all the non-Muslim people find the right path which is Islam, my suggestion for you Ms Tahera is that please release your real feeling and explain what changes you are getting from your current life, that others know about it,
    May Allah bless you and All Muslim

  2. Allahu Akbar, surely you have made a good choice and we will continue to pray for you to remain in it for ever. Allah has promised to spread Islam to every corner of this world and it has just began

  3. Allahu akbar May Allah guide us & protect us Tahira Congratulation & in that intended journey i wish Allah's blessings

  4. Allahu Akbar!!!!!!!!!! my beloved sister thanks be to Allah 4 showing me and u the true way to light because am also a new covert to islam just like u
    !!!!!

  5. We are human beings,committing mistakes.But what makes the difference is to realise them and repent for them.After all ALLAH is there to forgive as" ALLAH is RAHEEM."

  6. Allahu Akbar.Congrats 4 been able 2c d light in deep darkness.May Allah grant u d ability 2 relay d light 2 those in darkness.

  7. masha allah.
    bahut bhi bahut khusi ki baat .
    ahlan wa sahlan. marhabam bik.
    aur comment padhne waalo is khuda k bande k liye bhi dua kariye.
    gunnah choot jaane k liye.
    insha allah.

  8. Allahu akbar. May He grant u wit paradise and 4gv u all ur sins. For i knw u r as fresh as a baby

  9. ALHAMDULILAH,YOUR CHOICE IS THE BEST OF ALL CHOICES.YOUR ARE NOW TAHIRAH.

    Surat Al-Baqarah (The Cow) – سورة البقرة
    This is a portion of the entire surah. View more context, or the entire surah.

    2:256
    There shall be no compulsion in [acceptance of] the religion. The right course has become clear from the wrong. So whoever disbelieves in Taghut and believes in Allah has grasped the most trustworthy handhold with no break in it. And Allah is Hearing and Knowing.

  10. alhamdulilah, many thanx 4 Allah! actually am happy now but not surprize b/c i expect more. i know that, nothing is too hard for God!

  11. The islam of Paris shows that the islam will spread every corner of the world eventhouth many are trying to stop. But they can not and that is the promise of our beloved prophet peace and blesing of god be abond him.

  12. May Allah bring happiness and joy in her life.Western people are mistaken that Islam restricts evrything.Restrictions are there but there are huge flexibility as well.And once you are a muslim,you have an objective in your life as well.Allah will inshaAllah bring joy in the entire hollywood because of Paris hilton..AAmim.

  13. Congratulations Ms Paris Hilton! Try n propagate islam as u promised.May ALLAH guide u in ur new faith Ameen!

  14. Congratulation Paris Hilton, your convertion to Islam does not surprised the Muslis World, *** we know it is only the wisdom of Allah that make non-muslim to become Muslim. So try to know the basis of Islam better. so as to enable you confront all challenges that may be esperianced. Thank You.

  15. Alhamdulillah May Allah accepts her faith and gives her the courage and wisdom to spread the word of ALLAH.Ameen.

  16. Alhamdulillah, Sister Paris Hilton, 'Tahirah', you are welcome. May Allah strenghten us all and be with us…i'm happy for you….

  17. wow,is this really true? for a minute i didn't believe wat i was reading, i thought it was a fake story but aftter seeing the comments of readers here i realized it has to be true. i always wanted to be one who propagated my religion to non muslims and converted them to islam to get a bigger reward but was never successful. , when i see these famous people converting on their own i feel more happier than getting these rewards for my self ,because they r going to be out there encouraging the born muslims and also stimulating the non muslims into doing more research on islam which is inshallahh a big promise for a peaceful world.

  18. this is not the right reason to join Islam if you want to research then watch Dr Zakir Naik on youtube he is the clearrest preecher i know who is alive the one before him(who inspired him was Ahmed Deedat)

  19. may you have greater accomplishment in your desire of spreading the message of Islam to Hollywood and beyond

  20. Alhamdulillah, Sister Paris Hilton, 'Tahirah', you are welcome. May Allah strenghten us all and be with us…i'm happy for you….

  21. I wish you all the best Paris I am your biggest fan and if you want to join muslim religion so do I. I have muslim friends and im going to ask them how I can be muslim like you. I want to wear headscarf to o. Love you Gillian ***~~~ *** OOO XXXX

  22. May d almighty Allah d selfsufficient on to him all depend..to guide u in islam and try to posses this qualities:devotion to Allah,tolerance,patience.endurance,sacrifice,unity,togederness,humility and ikhlas

  23. I hope she sticks at it. Paris I hope this is no fad for you. Be careful with what you do from now on.

  24. Allah (SWT) said he brings forth black from white and white out of black. Tahirah, Islam is a total way of life, it has to be done with heart, might and action. It is not a lip service affair. May Allah make it easy for us Amin.

  25. You are welcome to the religion of peace,my advise is for her study the religion so that she can worship Allah by knowing him.Salam

  26. Allahu Akbar may Allah in his infinate mercy continue to guide us,ameen.

  27. I think she makes a beautiful muslim girl. I prefer her like this she looks more chaste and pure.

  28. Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar!!!! O Allah you are the one and only God, please Continuo guiding your religion (ISLAM).

  29. Actually if you look closely in history, people mostly converted to Islam form other religions, maybe very few left Islam and converted to other religions… Islam is great … i suggest you to study in open heartedly 🙂

  30. may Allah forgive you and bless you to repentance…..ur comment is nasty, while islam is a pure notion. so you are not welcome.

  31. Assalamu alaikum
    Hi, Paris good girl
    i'm happy for you i know how you'll feel now but all i want you need to do is forget the past and face the realities life, may Allah be with you.

  32. Allah Akbar,Alhamdullillah,you are welcome to the religion of peace.May
    Allah bless you and shower you wt. Zqam-zam water,Amin.

  33. Blood thirsty and radical religion……our God the consuming fire and the mighty one will visit you and your satanic acts soonest ,,,,

  34. Alhamdulillahi 4 her. I pray she extend it to her immediate family, friends, relatives, other celebrities and above all, Mr President Obama, who is a scion of Muslim background. Allahu Akbar!

  35. Alhamdu lillah. May Almighty God protect you and give you more strength to practically practice your religion.

  36. Mashaa Allah! May Allah be ur guide. @kristina, dt is 1 problem wit u ppl.. Instead of 2 sit nd think wat made this woman change, u allowed ur sentiment 2 tk lead. May God guide u

  37. Allamdu lillah Allah has save her from the helfire may he protect her iman and help her to invite more to islam the true and only religion. Amin.

  38. Alhamdu lillah, indeed what paris hil ton choose is the true religion, i wish you resistant and courage to bring those that didn't understand the religion to the right path amen.

  39. May Allah blessed her wiz his mercy, wiped all her sin wiz ''zam-zam'' pure water…

  40. Allah is great !
    I hope that western people stop accepting media manipulation that Islam=Terrorism, this idea is no more fooling people…

  41. Allahu akbar!!! May Allah(swa) assist her in all her endeavour, guide her to more light and give her the wisdom of attracting/converting her family,friends and most American influential to the light of Islam.

  42. Allahu Akbar! May Allah make you and us die as muslims. You are welcome tahira to the only pure religion.

  43. Allahu Akbar! Allah have spoken the truth, when HE say: It is HE (Allah) who send HIS Prophet with guidiance and the Religion of Truth in order to bulldoze, prevail, triumph, paramount before any other religion, even though the kaafir detest it. Alhamdulillah for Allah's guidiance upon ya Yahirah!

  44. Allahu Akbar. You are welcome to our peaceful religion. May Allah protect you,me and all the muslims .Ameem

  45. Allahu akbar!Allahu Akbar!! Allahu akbar!!!, welcome sister Tahirah! I want u to know that you are blessed.May Allah continue to guide n guard u and us all,amin. Islam is the way!!!

    `°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°“°“°•.¸¸.•° Alhamdulillah

  46. O GOD gaid us to the trut n help us uncover the trut n may we die in way of ALLAH ameen

  47. Allahu akbar! So so proud of u may Allah Bless and reward u, and make aljana firdaus our end!

  48. ALLAHU AKUBAR. All praise b 2 ALLAH d all knowing. Congrates Tahirah! May ur mind b pure in Islam 4ever. Amin.

  49. Praise be to Allah nd more blessings to you here in the world nd here after Tahirah

  50. Allah be praised am happy 4 u. Pls endeavour to change d impression that Muslims are terrorists in d mind of ur erstwhile colleagues in Hollywood

  51. We are really proud of u always bcs know u are apart of us and may ur god help us pure chest

  52. Allaahu Akbar!que le bon Dieu continue a te proteger et te benis.bienvenue dans notre religion islamic

  53. Allahu Akbar,U r Highly Welcomd to d Religion of ISLAM Paris Hilton aka Tahira now.May Allah increase ur Iman,Ameen!

  54. My dad always says islam is d only Religion acceptable by Almighty Allah dat he pray any of us will nt go asttray. Welcome sis 2 religion of peace, love and understanding. I pray u know longer go back 2 ur former life. AMIN

  55. Allahu akbar….yes indeed it is said that when the world is coming to an end, such un-be livable will be hapning….u are very well come to the light paris or let me say tahirah and may Almighty Allah see u through all aspect of life and forgive u all ur sins….ameen

  56. Salam Tahira…….May Allah SWT made it easy for you,May Allah Guide and protect us All. Islam is the Religion of PEACE. You are welcome to ISLAM

  57. I thank Allah(SWT) that our sister has found a true religion where peace reigns. Sister Hilton, I have been praying silently for this day and now that it has happened, All praise is due to Allah.

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