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Paris Hilton Converts to Islam

JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Former American socialite, Paris Hilton has converted to Islam, her spokesman, Ian Brinkham, has revealed to CBS news.

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“She has been toying with the idea for quite a while now and when she was imprisoned at Century Regional Detention Facility in 2007,  she encountered a few people who had already converted,” Mr Brinkham said.

By converting to the Muslim faith, Paris Hilton has decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank.

Speaking from an Islamic study retreat in Jeddah, she said: “I have now found total peace in my life. Before, I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a ‘hoe’ and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised.”

Hollywood Jihad

Ms Hilton plans to return to Los Angeles next week to start her own Islamic school in the middle of Beverly Hills.

“Forget Scientology or Kaballah. This is the religion to be in now. I’m not going to be wearing a piece of red string on my wrist or walk around like a robot talking to Xenu. Islam is the new must-have religion. and I’m going to spread the word of the Koran to everyone,” an excited Paris Hilton said.

Paris Hilton also plans to change her name to ‘Tahirah’ which means ‘Pure, chaste’ in Arabic. Her Islamic school will open in July and is set to become a popular Hollywood spiritual haunt for many celebrities.

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2252 COMMENTS

  1. Believe it or not Paris Hilton has made d best decisn eva in lyf. My Pray is may Allah guide here nd acept ha. Allah is all forgivn nd merciful, repent b4 is late. Cos Allah said do not die unless in d stage of submission

  2. Is not a mistake everyone has d right to his/her opinion, she made
    a good decision.

  3. All praise and adoration to almighty Allah, that's why he said he protect his religion himself. My Allah continue to be your guardian.

  4. That is the best thing that can ever happen to anyone,May the almighty Allah keep u firm,ameeen.

  5. hi paris,,i really admire your beauty..no matter what religion you are right now as long as that you're closer to God i think its better enough..,,to god be the glory…

  6. im muslim from ethiopia im so glad to see u with hijab inshalla the all worled
    become muslim

  7. we muslims don't worry about conquer israel coz you will be terminated from the face of earth.

  8. Paris looks so at peace and spiritually at one with the hijab. I wish her the best of luck and commend her in choosing the best and only true religion on this earth. Islam will take over the world as our prophet, PBUH foretold. Allah is great. Thank you Paris for finding the path.

  9. Cat Stevens is a living proof. He is even an embassador to Islam. And I believe his father was a priest. Something like that. Correct me if I'm wrong .

  10. It is good and bold decision taken by her that she converted to Islam. Hope some other celebrities from Hollywood follow her and come to Islam.

  11. You're insulting the name of the Jews….I'm so glad I'm not a Jew. Don't be a Hitler and all yourself a Jew, cuz you're obviously fake. If you honestly thought you had a date with her, then you are the dumbest piece of crap I've ever seen. Not to mention blind too.

  12. Read books by yourself and not others for you since likely to drive you in the decision making process on the right way and true God,my fellow human beings read, don't just follow becouse your fore fathers followed,TRUE GOD'S LIFE is found in books but your reading and evaluation ignorance makes you stagnant.May Allah Open Your Minds as He Opens minds of most cruelly and ckruck people and turns to GOD.

  13. I can't believe that all Western celebrities don't join Islam. Paris Hilton did and she looks so beautiful so at peace. Mashallah! Allah is the true voice,

  14. oh shutup u need to go mental hospital islamis a good religon. you'll know if ur a muslim dumbo.
    get brain and start uusing it

  15. Great Paris Convert into Muslim Name Tahirah. Congratulation.. Allah Bless u .. Now Inshallah U r Success in your life .. and now your life is complete….. Mashallah.

  16. yes it`s true, you jews are retarded, stone minded and definitely cowards. sooner or later all your squalors will be wiped out from the face of the world.
    Go fuck yourself you piece filthy bastered

  17. Paris from all indication likes publicity and for some time she has been losing face in that are.So I see this as one of her stunts. Found a new faith!Ha I laugh.

  18. You are a complete moron and you're making yourself look even more stupid you fuckin retard hahah. Shut the fuck up dirty Jew

  19. She is a Good Muslim…I was on a date with her last night…what a great blow job she gave me.

    PS, I was visting from Israel, my homeland and am Jewish

    The reason the Arabs will never conquer Israel is that being so dumb you never even have a chance

  20. oh, great people jesus is human not a god how can a god be killed , petrayed . be reasonable. think first plz

  21. Assalammualaikum wr wb my brother,I hope God gives you easy? amen, amen, amen, and I hope Allah always guide you with guidance that is given to you

  22. embracing islam is the biggest challenge you will ever have in ur whole life and you will see a big different with the life pattern your having now. who said if jesus peace be upon him knows about it he will dislike your conversion.May Allah be with you ms paris and may Allah accept your repenteness ,

  23. Slowly the Westerners are realizing the true religion is Islam. Alhamduillah we shall bring the Ummah to them look how they flock to our religion. Islam brings peace serenity love and is the true universal religion come brothers and sisters let us rejoice as Islam spreads across the world and saving those who want to be saved. Allah is great MashAllah

  24. Congrats!!
    I don't know why I have a strange feeling about it though. Islam is the pure religion set by God, I just hope that she did that based on good search and read. Religion isn't a game and absolutely no one needs to spread islam, Islam is just true enough that it can spread itself.

    Salam

  25. mashallah paris hilton i think its better to call u tahira im so happy because u r muslim now and im sure u will have peace & the best life ever than before & i hope it will help u

  26. you must be a God hater brother! otherwise you would not have spit such bullshit from your mouth. If you had even an iota of brain in your skull, you would certainly have known that it is God who creates and not the humans. Those who shift to God's camp alone are God's people and all others like you are not and are going to be thrown in the Hell headlong. But those who realise in this life itself and repent will be loved by God otherwise, there is no way at all to please God. Even the great prophet like Jesus cannot save you since Jesus never promised to save unbelievers like you. brother, take care while using words especially against the Believers- May God show you the Right Path. Ameen – Basha

  27. Yo! if your so strong and bad how about you meet one american bad ass muslim? reply back peice of shit white trailer trash get the fuck outa here ur soo strong dare you to speak those words to a muslims face see what they will do i know what i will do to you… ur probally poor live in a dump and broke cant figure anything out lol

  28. Thnak you Paris because of your conversion so too have I reverted to Islam. It was hard decision and I did not live a virtuous life before but from now on I am going to be a good Muslim. I read this passage and I knew I was meant to be there for Allah Chapter 3, verse 172, of the Qur'an : "Of those who answered the call of Allah and the messenger, even after being wounded, those who do right and refrain from wrong have a great reward."

    You were wounded Paris by sin now you are stronger and I too have joined you.

  29. stop bullying girl!, please open your heart! what the fault for getting a good way??? you have to instropection before you have judged people. Understand?

  30. Why can you except her, for what she is done, we need to respect for people's believe. I wish we could all respect people,s religion.

  31. is this ha ha ha ha is for ur life…. now time has come to take it seriously otherwise ur life will become fun for others life …who will teach tere childrens that not to follows ur way of life.. start thinking instead of laufing dear unless it will become too late…

  32. It"s written in the holly Quran when the world had come to it's end, many will convert to Islam, the Jews knows about this, and conversion now is happenning around the world , believe or not…….you judge it by yourselves

  33. al hamdulillah, who allowed paris hilton to take the only right religion that's islam, ma sha allah,others must think about their life-after.

  34. Go fuck yourself ! You have got to be joking me the lot of you should be shot you filthy cave men fuckers ! get out of our countries and back into your caves ! You are all filthy !!!
    Does she know that she will never be able to go back to christianity ?? No , or they will kill her !

  35. When did she get the time to study Islam in the first place? I think they have to teach them the whole kuran and make them fast before conversion..maybe she was doing it in her part time..lolzzzzz

  36. Why stop? say them both! it is not the different name or languages that makes us far from each other, it is our "ego" that kills every hope!

    peace!

  37. It is so annoying. Come on, Paris Hilton as a muslim? LOL
    I think she had too much coke, or maybe nowadays she has an arabic toyboy, thats why she decided to convert. Or as a fashion animal, she just simply likes this hijab style. Religion is a serious thing, you should have faith. It is not like, you are Scyentologist on Monday, Kabbalist on Tuesday and Wednesday, Chatolic on Thursday and Muslim on Friday.
    Bullshit, and you all believed that the egoist, selfish,luxury bitch Paris is seriously converting to islam?She doesnt even know what is it about.

  38. People should stop saying Allah when they're typing in Eng words. U could say God. What is the difference? God couldn't bless Paris hilton but now Allah will bless her n guide her through life!! I'm glad tht she has finally found inner peace by converting to Islam, But stop saying Allah like it's different than God. It's the same. All these religious beliefs tht separates us humans from each other shall soon go away so we could all become friends…

  39. tj you are a the racist one has the right to convert to ant religion of theie chice, if you are angry at her why don't you convert and see why she is at peace… May god help yoy.

  40. God said : " if you heard most of people they astray you from way of God "
    who know may all who insult her now they become as she !!
    God guide us all inshallah .

  41. paris you are welcom to islam,may allah asist you to see the truth till the end of time, just like that you are now my sister, islam is very sweet.

  42. what are the sexy pics on the right side of the page, you cannot convert people to Islam while you are advertise with sexy pics to make money.

  43. Salam Darling Tahira

    God Bless You

    God Bless You

    Wishing you all the best in this world and the world hereafter

    Wishing you purity for ever

  44. may Allah bless you. , ok today we are brothers of religion. God always instill iman in your heart.

  45. Subhanallah. If it is true, than may Allah strengthen your iman Paris (Tahirah). But, if it isn't real, so may Allah guides you so it is can be true. More on Islam at: firstborns.co.cc

  46. it's good , you have nothing to do , you have already done everything. it will be a new entertainment for a while.
    Go to hell. I 've always hated you. cheep! Sex sick :DD

  47. Paris has make Islam as her religions of choice. ALlah will bless her. Please respect her for that. No need to f–k her. Will those skunks said those words if she converts to other religion?? Mal Allah guide them towards humility and forgiveness.

  48. You're so narrow minded for having said that. Doesn't matter what faith as long as a person finds faith. I feel sorry for you. You must be a spawn of the devil. So go to hell you racist PEICE of SHIT

  49. ALL PRAISE BE TO ALLAH ,IM NOT SURPRISED AT ALL ALLAH GUIDES WHOM HE WILLS AND IF THIS IS TRUE THEN MASHA ALLAH MAY ALLAH PROTECT YOU AND KEEP YOU FIRMLY ESTABLISHED IN YOUR DEEN AMEEN

  50. Hi Paris,
    Be ware of cheep ritualistic social so called muslims. Try to understand the religion from the life and acts of Mohammed. It's not in the name, it's all in your action towards your nest person and the society.

  51. lily 1 hour ago
    Reallyi can't believe it. wish u all the best and may yr believe in Allah is firm forever & getting stronger day after day with u.

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