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Paris Hilton Converts to Islam

JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Former American socialite, Paris Hilton has converted to Islam, her spokesman, Ian Brinkham, has revealed to CBS news.

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“She has been toying with the idea for quite a while now and when she was imprisoned at Century Regional Detention Facility in 2007,  she encountered a few people who had already converted,” Mr Brinkham said.

By converting to the Muslim faith, Paris Hilton has decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank.

Speaking from an Islamic study retreat in Jeddah, she said: “I have now found total peace in my life. Before, I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a ‘hoe’ and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised.”

Hollywood Jihad

Ms Hilton plans to return to Los Angeles next week to start her own Islamic school in the middle of Beverly Hills.

“Forget Scientology or Kaballah. This is the religion to be in now. I’m not going to be wearing a piece of red string on my wrist or walk around like a robot talking to Xenu. Islam is the new must-have religion. and I’m going to spread the word of the Koran to everyone,” an excited Paris Hilton said.

Paris Hilton also plans to change her name to ‘Tahirah’ which means ‘Pure, chaste’ in Arabic. Her Islamic school will open in July and is set to become a popular Hollywood spiritual haunt for many celebrities.

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2252 COMMENTS

  1. There is no words to expain my pleassure other than a word " Al hamdulilah" , praise be to Allah though am late to congratualtes you b/c of access to the information. My sister, Tahira you are the ever best figure for sisters of this nation arround the world to let them practice it what really meant by being a muslim. "Allahu Akbar"

  2. Salam alikoun
    Your are welcome to the Realety sister my god bless you
    An make you a moral or other
    God congratulat you
    Salam

  3. Mashallah! Wise choice sister! May Allah always keep you on the path of righteousness! Ameeeeeen! Now you can be a proper role model to generations to come 🙂

  4. Welcome to the religion of Paradise. ,May God bless you and assist you in every way to give you strength in becoming the better person you already are

  5. welcome back Tahirah to your original religion .. Allah Bless, Guide, guard, Help and protect you.. you will have more rewards by you and the others embracing Islam guided by you .. BARAKA ALLAHU FEEKY ..

  6. Ahsalamalakem ( wrb ) AlhumdullAllah Tihera! Inshallah you'll no be giuded toward all things good ! inshAllah, I"am so proud of you ,. you go sister! if I can help let me know! [email protected] any time marahaba =welcome, welcome to ISLAM little sister ! P-E-A-C-E Fahtimah!

  7. poor paris, she is so bored. i hope she does not get bored too soon. wealth, wealth, may God give us wealth that comes with peace to us, our children and generations yet unborn

  8. Hello im maysah and i just wanted to say good on you Tahira inchallah you turn muslim and if you already did good on you and good luck inchallah many more people convert to islam so they would not go to hell and try to convince more celebrities to join, thank you very much and inchallah every muslim goes to heaven because its scary for all those non muslim.

  9. This is an alternate reality? okay-i've seen it all now- i'm expecting to see the devil come disguised an aliean this coming year too- Jesus- bless you thank you for warning us of the things to come- and thank you for Holy Spirit that never leaves us nor forsake us.

  10. It is not what Islam teaches us. If a Muslim man beats his wife it doesnt mean that he is doing this because Islam tells him. If a girl gets raped by a christian does it mean that Jesus told him? No, we Muslims are not like you we respect Jesus (Peace Be Upon Him) like one of our own religious leaders. And what u people do… U come up with news of wrong doings from Muslim world and try to tag it to Islam. Shame on you people. Have u ever thought even why u dont see any Muslim talking rubbish about Jesus like u do about our prophet. You people are the extremists. you r the ones who need to be called terrorists. Except a few of christians all think good about Israel. Are u blind cant u see. Perhaps u r blind to the Muslim sufferings and extra active in trying to disrespect Islam and finding out what wrong any individual Muslim does and connect it with Islam.

  11. Pah! Islam equal?
    So that's why you treat women like 2nd class citizens, don't allow them to go to school, don't allow them outside of their home unless accompanied by their husband, but right of religious rule the men are legally allowed to beat their wives.
    I would also something about the fact most of you are polygamists aswell but a lot of people seem to be doing that of recent.

    Won't the world just grow up alittle? All religion is just another way of controlling the masses into blind submission and stupidity.

  12. Marhaba marhaba tahira ehlan wa sehlen. Allah pak ne aapkoQqabool kiya dua hai khatma imaan pe ho

  13. How wonderful.you have helped to aware others on islam.some may get curious cause of your popularity and your previous life style.may Allah increase your iman so that when we see you 2 years from now, we should see maturrity of faith inshaallah.
    wassalam alaikum

  14. Dont bring your pity over here love….it is us Muslims who pity YOU!! Inshaallah ya rabb this is a real story.. May Allah guide all the lost souls Ameen ya rabb

  15. hahaha comoon thats funny tahirah christ or muslim they all one becuz god created christ after islam for arabs and allah means ''god'' in arabic .

  16. jusss bugg of from here this is the only religion of faith and love and don't give priority to the worst onle see the equility in islam……..

  17. I m happy to know that paris hilton converts to islam.
    goodluck paris.
    oops can i know the paris new ismal name???

  18. Allah be praised she has seen the light and been saved. I hope she now reverts all other Hollywood people who are living sick evil lives.

  19. worst.decision.ever-silly woman, she is forever condemned to hell and death now, I can only hope and pray that one day someone gives her the gospel of Jesus christ and she accepts. Feel sad for her.

  20. @wilchild :
    she didn't follow her own religion but she will in ISLAM bcoz its the truly faith ….she found the TRUTH… and now in her heart is the one & only that is All-llah xh.sh

  21. Masha Allah! what a great news.I can not say Paris converted to Islam rather restored because everyone was born Muslim.

  22. A person who could not follow her own religion what will she follow that of another faith………………..

  23. Allah chooses the religion of Islam for whomever he wishes.
    may allah make our final moments in islam shahada

  24. Whats withe the line "Islam is the new must-have religion".. the religion is not a handbag.. few months without Alcohol and she will be converting back..look at Jamima Khan

  25. wow Tahira welcome to true ways of Islam,am very so happy and amazing and also you lucky b/e of you get main point of your life and you will get all life in Islam ;continue your future plan in Islam be work hard ;Allah always with you.am pray to Allah to meet us in paradise !

  26. what a beautiful news..alhamdulillah, wlcme to Islam Ms Tahirah..may Allah bless u !!! she looks soo nice with the scarf on her head..

  27. Being A Muslim Doesn't mean to quite to be Christian at all, Because Muslims believe's in Jesus even more than most of Christian's them self's, We have to believe in Jesus to be a Muslims, Most of Muslims Knows and reads the Bible and we respect and believe in Jesus and the Bible, We don't Hate Christian's we read the Bible, Why Christians Hate Muslims and they have never tried even to Read The Quran and try to Know about Islam Not to be Muslim but to understand what is Islam and in what we believe, Muslims believe in all God's books because all of the books including the bible,,,,God Bless You and give's you the knowledge to understand,,,,,,

  28. mashallah that`s a gift from our almighty God allah no bady can get that chance unless allah permmits him/her to do so every body is muslim when he born but his family changes him /her to any different religion islam is areligion of nature so i want to say well come back to the right and ur birth religion

  29. lol it's really funny to read all the comments from the muslims people here xD after all that they had insulted by her sexuality attitude. I'm sorry to say this but y'all are hypocritical. May Jesus Christ bless y'all!

  30. lol it's funny to read how the muslims here defence her now xD, after they had insulted her by her attitude, porn video, etc. Sorry to say this, but Y'all are HYPOCRITICAL!

  31. Paris hilton wow what a Great nd Beautiful news welcome 2 d best nd peaceful religion assalamu'alaikum my Beautiful sister in islam nd as 4 d christians she dn't want U anymore can u live her life please keep it real dear!!!!

  32. Mashallah ALLAH says what u want in this world i will gives u and if u want to something in akhrat then come and follow ALLAH u will be success in this world and other world where we will live forever.
    every person in this world Allah gave a good knowledge so use brain and read books u will know the turth and forever Religion is only ISLAM . sooner or later every one will know if they want to know what is truth and what is false religion. come to ALLAH , come to success.

  33. wow! what a change! As I am a christian, we have no problem with the peaceful Muslim society, and we still can live together unless 'Bombing us' become a subject. Having said that Paris has never ever represents Christianity in her entire life, and her conversion to Islam-ism is a lack of Christianity knowledge, which she used to think doing all shit things in the world and abomination are the legal right of our pure religion. If she knew or put a small effort to know Christianity in the past, she couldn't convert to any other religion. Anyway, good luck to her and it is not a big deal whether she is converted to any other religion or not, because she has never been a religious person anyway. And finally, I'll bet in my life, it will not be a year or two, how she will be back to where she was and will get the attention she always demand! We will see!!!!!

  34. Follow a way of life (you can name any religion), it brings control to your life, regardless of what god you follow. State can control you by the laws it has made, but what brings moral to humans life? it's only a religion can bring control to your way of living. A good behavior is never thought by a state instead it is thought by a religion, coz there is no single guideline for good behavior by a state. But when you follow a religion there are proper guidelines to most of your activities in your life. This is the reason why prison leavers fall into one or the other religion. When you are in a prison you repent and regret for your ill behaviors. Whereas when you are outside you are not in control, you can sleep with any type of shit holes, you can eat any type of shit and blame any fucking religion for no reason. You should be HAPPY by then, and that happiness last only for one night. Next day morning you will start mourning by evening you drink some shit sleep with another shit and blame on some religion and you will happy for that night. This goes in circles and you pretend that you are enjoying? What have you achieved so far? You will never have peace of mind. THINK BEFORE STEP INTO ANY SHIT, HOW LONG DOES THAT SHIT GIVES YOU HAPPINESS?

  35. Hollywood is unsafe now, apparently bombs are overrated so now instead of bombing the area, they spread it with herpes. suicide herpes-bomber alert.

  36. This is fucking disgusting. She's converting to Islam to gain the attention that she lost. "This is the religion to be in now". You may all be happy about your religion being thrown around like a fashionable silk scarf, but I am none too eager to see what she does with this. Or what it will do to her. Secondly, Islams are widely known as the most hated people, and with reason. She's smothering herself in poo to see if she's still wanted. Frankly Islam, you can have her.

  37. Assalam-o-Alaikum: Welcome to Islam, the best religion of the world.Allah Almighty may give you its best reward in this temporal world and hereinafter. We hope that you will do best for the uplift and propagation of Islam.

  38. Aasalamu aalaikum. Subhan Allah. I am glad that someone got get-rid-of from Jahannam for ever.Plz Have Dua For me.

  39. "….the new must-have religion…"
    Woah, wait up girl. Even though I'm a Muslim and wouldn't want to mock you for your past (since Islam does invite everyone who genuinely wants to be a part of it), BUT, forgive me for quoting what you said,

    "This is the religion to be in now."

    Do you imply/mean that religions also go by "in" and "out" ? Hmm…. that's certainly something to think about! Debatable, and I fear not many people would agree to that. "to be in NOW" means you keep changing religions, as if it's some kinda fashion thing? Please, I suggest you look deeper into what you have stepped into. Pardon me, but it's serious business, MUCH more than just being another claim to fame for you.

  40. Syukran Alhamdulillah.. Welcome to Muslim culture.. May Paris Hilton be among the chosen one to be place in JANNAH..

  41. hmmmmm duno wat to say to this lets jst prey shes for real and try not to judge her thts Allah swt job

  42. Porno star or not everyone deserves a second chance and when even Allah Almighty forgives the sins of a person who converts to Islam who are you to judge her?? Hypocrite! like you are an angel yourself!

  43. Having a two dimensional celebrity treat our religion as her pet philosophy of the week is hardly something to be proud of.

  44. What are the bases for the truth of any religion? Is it because people feel happy or any others base? People may say I am happy becuase I turn to a true religion(that religion could be Islam, Christianity, Budihism, Judaism,etc). Feelings by themselves may not be a base to say my religion is true,because, one may also feel unhappy in some other times becauseof what he/she says happy. It is important to search for the TRUTH,rather than the feelings,

  45. Last year, a group of Chinese Imam came to Malaysia & they were surprised to know only 0.001% or less of Chinese here are Muslim. They blamed us, Malaysian Muslim, for not telling the Malaysian Chinese about Islam. "How could you all let them to go to Hell & they do not know that at all, pity them".

  46. My fellow Muslims this is the end of times when we see porno stars like Paris Hitlon reverting this means we are all brohers & sisters close to death.
    1. When the sun is overthrown, 2. And when the stars fall,
    3. And when the hills are moved,
    6. And when the seas rise,
    10. And when the pages are laid open,
    11. And when the sky is torn away,
    Surah 81:1-3, 6, 10-11

    Alhamdulillah we must prepare ourselves for Jannah

  47. I'm too much glad coz I read this gorgeous story in the morning! Mashallah! May Allah lead the others in this direction!!!

  48. ALHUMDULILAH MAY ALLAHA ( SWT) GUIDE HER AND BLESS HER FOR FINDING THE TRUTH

    AND LET MANY OF THE SO CALLED LIBERALS MINDED WOMEN TO FOLLOW WHAT MADAM PARIS HILTON SAID " I HAVE NOW FOUND THE TOTAL PEACE"
    MAY ALLAH BLESS HER FOR THE REMAING LIFE MASALLAHA

  49. Read the nxt article like a week lye and it says tht she converts 2 buddhism cuz she got tired of praying 5 times a day and the whole fastin concept. Aktaferallah just trying 2 get attention. *shakes head*

  50. it is pleasant to hear someone joining islam but it is superb when a celebrity with many fans join islam hence her fans may also be attracted to islam allhamduliallh i wish if lionel messi cristino ronaldo coneverted to islam i wish that islam reaches everyone.
    inshallah who wins the world is our religion

  51. masyaAllah…alhamdulillah…praise to Allah… hope she will stay as a good muslimah….covering herself and wearing hijab…. a thousand Alhamdulillah….

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