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Paris Hilton Converts to Islam

JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Former American socialite, Paris Hilton has converted to Islam, her spokesman, Ian Brinkham, has revealed to CBS news.

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“She has been toying with the idea for quite a while now and when she was imprisoned at Century Regional Detention Facility in 2007,  she encountered a few people who had already converted,” Mr Brinkham said.

By converting to the Muslim faith, Paris Hilton has decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank.

Speaking from an Islamic study retreat in Jeddah, she said: “I have now found total peace in my life. Before, I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a ‘hoe’ and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised.”

Hollywood Jihad

Ms Hilton plans to return to Los Angeles next week to start her own Islamic school in the middle of Beverly Hills.

“Forget Scientology or Kaballah. This is the religion to be in now. I’m not going to be wearing a piece of red string on my wrist or walk around like a robot talking to Xenu. Islam is the new must-have religion. and I’m going to spread the word of the Koran to everyone,” an excited Paris Hilton said.

Paris Hilton also plans to change her name to ‘Tahirah’ which means ‘Pure, chaste’ in Arabic. Her Islamic school will open in July and is set to become a popular Hollywood spiritual haunt for many celebrities.

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2252 COMMENTS

  1. is this true? show me the answer coz i still remember Mark Zuckerberg also converting to Muslim, hey where's the proof?

  2. Allah be praised. He Grants the Hidayah those as He will. wellcome tahirah to our fold. may Allah Bless you..Salalam

  3. Mashallah u r the symbol for other actres,they are want to convert to ISLAM.pls make to dawa for those people.show to them the right path.

  4. ALLAH jisey chahey nawaz dey .. beshak wo GHAFOOR UR RAHEEM hai .. may ALLAH gave her courage to spread her views about ISLAM .. Ameen

  5. dear taihra (paris) Allah bless his countless blessing upon you.amen i pray tfhat ur school of islam will be a best school of islam in america

  6. mashaallah,alhamdulillaah beshak tamaam taarifein mere us allah ke liye hai jo bada meherbaan aur nihaayat raham waala hai Allah hum sabo ko apne qahar se apne azaab se aur apne gusse se bachaaye din me duniya me aur qabra me INSHAALLAH

  7. IIv dis is true, i feel really previliged to have Paris Hilton as our Muslim sister….MashAllah….may Allah grant guidance to more celebrities so dat deir influence wd persuade others to accept Islam as we

  8. I think this is going to be part of her next clip! Conversion won't help you dear, just look deep into your heart.

  9. ASELAMUALEYIKUM .W.W ISLAM ISTHE ONL SOLUTION HUMAN BEING ALLAH GIVE U SHEFEA OF PRHOFET MOHAMMED(PBUH)IN JENAH…………………………………………….!!!!!!!!!!

  10. wow…Allah be praised.may Allah give her the strenght and backup to practice the true religion and may Allah (azawajjal) grant her paradise……I adore my humble muslim sister…………..

  11. dude ill be honest, you must not "follow" her life like a creep. Rather, you should be happy someones done something nice… not post half her life's rights and wrongs..
    loser

    Paris Hilton – Good for you!!

  12. Congratulations ! … Shukr Alhamdullilah , May Allah (swt) bless u always & keep u safe & healthy ! 🙂

  13. Oh For God Sakes you Jerks praising her on her conversion, guess you are illiterate and will always remain say .. I am Muslim, and i use my BRAIN not HEART!

  14. MashaAllah, if this is true then may Allah guide others as well, but people around me not believing the news.

  15. On Poc – its normal for all models in west dear Poc, note one thing that she remained good friend for each break that is a prove of her clear haert.

  16. Hi Paris Hilton,

    First of all I would like to extend my heart-felt gratitude on your conversion 🙂 I'm sure you are into a right religion and would practice it as a true Muslim. On top of practicing it, it would certainly be wonderful if you spread a word and write articles or book on why did you convert to Islam. It would certainly help others (who are wishy washy) to make a decision without giving it a second thought. Your idea of opening a school is wonderful. There would be many people who would discourage you, create problems for you and annoy you for all your efforts. But then again, Allah almighty would give you a better reward for your efforts and endurance.

    People who are commenting on your past should also keep their mouth shut. Everyone has a past (doesn't matter which religion you are in). From islamic point of view, if you have learnt from past mistakes and have changed yourself, Allah almighty is great and he would forgive everyone who would ask for mercy and apologize from heart. Even Muslims are not angels, we do mistakes as well so don't be disheartened. Just stay focused!

    I again wish you best of luck in your future endeavors!

    Shoaib Khan from Pakistan

  17. Yes you have indeed made a right decision,May Allah give u the courage to face the challenge of this decision.

  18. Paris Hillten needs to mature. It looks like she is mother of decisions. She has been making imposible numbers of decision on her relationship and yet she is not covering from this adication of decision. Controversialismness is her nature too. "Make no decision when you are emontional; make no promise when you are in the Ecstasy; but Maturation is your only axe to cut off the weeds of you life."

    Hilton with ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt
    Hilton was engaged to fashion model Jason Shaw from mid-2002 to early 2003. In 2003–2004 she had a relationship with singer Nick Carter. Later she was engaged to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis, from May 29, 2005 to November 2005. Thereafter, she began dating another Greek shipping heir, Stavros Niarchos III, before breaking up in May 2006. In early 2008, she was spotted with Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden and in May, Hilton announced her intention to marry Madden during an interview with television talk-show host David Letterman.[106][107] The two broke up in November 2008, and "remain very good friends".[108][109] She began dating The Hills star Doug Reinhardt in February 2009;[110] Hilton has also referred to her intention to marry Reinhardt, saying "He's gonna be my husband."[111] The couple broke up in June 2009, only to get back together again in August of the same year. On April 13, 2010, Hilton reportedly split from Reinhardt because she was worried he was just using her to further his career.[112] Shortly after splitting from Reinhardt, Hilton started dating Cy Waits, entrepreneur and co-owner of Tryst Nightclub and XS Nightclub in Las Vegas.[113][114] Hilton expressed that she would like to marry Cy, stating: "“I can see myself marrying him. We are so happy!”.[115][116] In late June 2011, Hilton revealed that the couple had split up and remained close friends.[117]

    Hilton told Live with Regis and Kelly: "One-night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up. Guys want you more, if you don't just hand it to them on a platter."[118]

  19. MshAllah tebarekAllah sister Paris. Hijab looks very nice on you. Wellcome to the true fath sister. Allah's bless be up on you.
    Meaza Medlock

  20. alhamdulillah! Well come to ur religion in birth and the religion choose by ALLAH to all mankind !!
    "…waraditu lakum Islama dina…"

  21. ISLAM is the religion of a complete way of life. CONGRATULATIONS Paris Hilton. ALLAHU AKBAR.

  22. That bored white girl is making a mockery of that religion. religion is not something you wear like a new pair of designer jeans and it takes more understanding and dedication than just waking up and saying oh I think I'll be this today! if she is bored with all that money I'm sure she can find something else to entertain herself and piss off her parents without insulting ppl!

  23. Islam is the religion even though the unbelievers deny it but they cannot deny it…its the religion of peace and brotherhood……may Allah bless u and keep u happy….

  24. Alhaaa SAYS he will find someone to do our job if we don't do it right. I wonder if alhaa will use her. Anyway I am happy for her.

  25. The fact that she has been 'toying' with the idea of converting and her idea of Islam as the "religion to have" makes me wonder why she even did this? Public attention maybe? She is just wasting her time.

  26. Welcome to the religion of peace and prosperity may Allah subhan Talla bless you happiness and may your faith lead you yo jannah sister

  27. Look at the picture who ever thought this was real should have his or her brain examened in general to convert to islam is redicilous nearlly as stuppid as converting to christianity

  28. KKoran is correct also. ISLAM has been around before Mohommed. ISLAM is the principles on which civilization was built on. Not all languages have a Q. That translation can never be exact. Q,K are synonymous, as are U, & O. In etymology, it's called Umlat.

  29. She must be doing this for publicity of because she ran out of things to do… look what she says "islam is the it religion" like if its a trend or something. After being a porn star, a drunk and drug-addict she nows sinks lower.

  30. Allah moves in mysterious ways….time n again we see miracles…tht he showers upon us….paris u rock…stay blesssed

  31. MASHA ALLAH!! YOU ARE CHOSEN BY ALLAH….AS MUSLIM.. YOU ARE BLESSED…..YOU ARE ON THE RIGHT PATH… A GIRL OF JANNAH!! 🙂

  32. well its a good news and as far as i understand that this is a not shoking news bcoz eevery human belongs to ALLAH. and only ALLAH made them and us. and end of the day what ever we believe or not we have to return to ALLAH. and ISLAM is the only releigion which teach us about good and bad things.so i congrats to paris hilton ( Tahira ) to accept ISLAM. and i pray to ALLAH that may ALLAH always keep you happy.

  33. I hope you all scroll down to see this at the bottom of the page. "The Daily Squib is a curious satirical publication and should therefore be taken fu**ing seriously ;)"

  34. Guys,what if this isn't true?What if she's building an Islamic school teaching children wrong things about Islam?Don't be so gullible.

  35. Bjorn Enfiddle

    tch tch tch its not your fault…u haven't studied islam just like all those uneducated people you are talking about and you are giving examples of. i feel sad for you being human..if not God who so ever has created you has forgot to put a thing called 'brain' in you because the logic you are giving is totally baseless and it clearly shows that you have never ever studied islam and you were never a muslim..you know what… you better die because you don't deserve to live anymore. u lair

  36. ISLAM IS A BEAUTIFUL TO KNOW IF YOU REACH OUT TO ALLAH ALLAH WILL PULL YOU IN PARIS LOOKS LIKE SHE IS AT PEACE.ALLAH HU ARBAR ONE ALL WILL BOW TO ISLAM.ONE LOVE.MOSLEMS OBEY ALMIGHTY ALLAH.PEACE

  37. All praises to Allaha.. Is he who changes the heart of man. Insahallah hol aziz May Allaha give her peace here and here after

  38. ASAQ, Subhan Allah. Congratulations Tahira for reverting to Islam. There's no god, except Allah and Muhammed is his messenger. u ve certainly made d best choice because Islam is the way of life.
    May Almighty Allah bless u in every regard.
    Allah Hafeez

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