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Paris Hilton Converts to Islam

JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Former American socialite, Paris Hilton has converted to Islam, her spokesman, Ian Brinkham, has revealed to CBS news.

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“She has been toying with the idea for quite a while now and when she was imprisoned at Century Regional Detention Facility in 2007,  she encountered a few people who had already converted,” Mr Brinkham said.

By converting to the Muslim faith, Paris Hilton has decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank.

Speaking from an Islamic study retreat in Jeddah, she said: “I have now found total peace in my life. Before, I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a ‘hoe’ and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised.”

Hollywood Jihad

Ms Hilton plans to return to Los Angeles next week to start her own Islamic school in the middle of Beverly Hills.

“Forget Scientology or Kaballah. This is the religion to be in now. I’m not going to be wearing a piece of red string on my wrist or walk around like a robot talking to Xenu. Islam is the new must-have religion. and I’m going to spread the word of the Koran to everyone,” an excited Paris Hilton said.

Paris Hilton also plans to change her name to ‘Tahirah’ which means ‘Pure, chaste’ in Arabic. Her Islamic school will open in July and is set to become a popular Hollywood spiritual haunt for many celebrities.

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2252 COMMENTS

  1. catman, you have no idea what your talking of, you can t just blatantly accuse people of forcefully converting people of other faiths into one of their own. At the end it, it all comes down to free will. It s not your fault for thinking this way, you re just ignorant thats all.

  2. Paris Hilton if you convert to Hindu that will be great. Hinduism is the only religion is the one which teaches tolerance and brotherhood among the universe. Hindus are not coverting people from their religions like christian missionaries. BE A HINDU LEARN YOGA YOU WILL GET PEACE. SURRENDER TO THE LORD KRISHNA . HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL PEACE OF MIND WHICH YOU MONEY WILL NOT GIVE YOU.

  3. benny u r asking the same question over n over again. Put all followers of islam aside and start reading QUR'AN if u wanna know weather ISLAM is the true religion or not.

  4. I'm not hitler's defendant..
    What he did was barbaric and was wrong..
    He had no right to innocent people..
    I'm against any kind of injustice because this is what my religion preaches..
    N if you wanna c islam then c the totally and correctly practising muslims not the one's who themselves are misleaded..
    If I wanna c how a good jew should be I would go to torah not would make conclusions seeing any random tom dick or harry cz they may not b practising judaism..

  5. any religion is not judged by the black sheeps of the community..
    The most violent man of all times – hitler..
    Was Hitler a muslim??
    For that matter was mussolini a muslim??
    Were the europeans who made asian and african countries their colonies and treated them barbarically muslims??
    Was chengaiz Khan a muslim??
    Honey get ya research strong..
    N if you wanna c islam then go back to the scriptures..
    Read qur'aan and authentic hadith and claim a single verse of qur'aan that is scientifically wrong or inhuman..
    I challenge you and mind you it shouldn't be out of context..
    Stand with an explanations if you are true..

  6. If not Islam then what do you suggest? People that are of or a part of something doesn't mean it is what they are apart of. If that is the case then look at all the diabolical white or caucasion people who were, has been, and still exist. Should I say the same of an entire race? Maybe that's too deep. Well do you suggest Christianity? You surely couldn't be suggesting that when preachers and ministers marry homosexuals when their very bible detests it. And some has been known for even child molestation. Wait, too deep. Maybe not deep enough. How bout taking an antitrust country thru bloodshed, rape, murder, arson, child abuse, theft, grand theft, and spooky many more crimes, all in the name of "Christianity". Surely you can not be suggesting that. You must be an atheist?

  7. Dear Benny : Islam has nothing to do with Saddam Hussein or Gaddafi ,as they' ve never represented Islam in their life. What do you think of Adolf Hitler ,who was christian, he was
    a dictator too.I think you need to know and read a lot about Islam . Be good

  8. Benny, why is it jewish people always complain about what happened during the war, when many of the people to profit from it was jewish bankers! You dont hear the ancestors of slaves from the jewish owned ships and plantations going on about it all the time. And beleive of there was a lot more than 6 million who suffered.

  9. a good Muslim is one who submits to the wills of God (Allah) who works righteousness and avoid all sins. And "peace" is when one is averted from the Hell fire in the hereafter.

  10. Islam is strict and common to all ,if they troubled others gave torture, then its a biggest sin in our islam so v dont consider these people as islamists.

  11. Hi Thahira ,
    Assalamu alaikkum wa rahmathullahi wa barakathuhu,,,

    We are welcoming you to Islam.. Alhamdhulillah..But you have to teach the true Islam.. that should not be the western islam.. what you teach them ..( means not mixed with western culture).. you know how is teh western culture.. totallyislam against of them.. but islam giving the freedom to all .. Please care full..
    alos i like to join with you ..

    Thanks

    Wassalam

  12. Let me put it this way ,,, islam christianity and judism are all from allah . chris was a continuation for judism and islam is the final ward if allah . islam is the last and final guidance towards the judement day.
    No way you judge islam on certain mad followers like you can not do the same to christianity where we see what the churche men ( leaders of the churches ) did to the childerns in germany and others .
    islam , christianity ,judism , let us say and other faiths you and i are to search where i have my insurance for the judgment day . which path is the right path toward heaven? its an important to all of us to search and search and search till we are there.
    respect to all of you .

  13. well brothers people of the holy books as we say in Islam (Jews and Christians ) we all worship the same God, why should we hate each other ?

    we believe that Judaism is 100% true religion but when Jesus came to our world he continued his message then after 600 years Islam came to confirm that Judaism and Christianity are true religions and Islam came to build on them it didn't say eliminate any one, it said to tell other people about Islam and everyone have his rights to follow Islam or not, in our religion Islam.

    killing is prohibited in Islam, well the act of few people that claim to be Muslim like Assad ( btw he is not Muslim he is Alawi which doesn't have anything to do with Islam) and other does not reflect Islam, like the man who killed 90+ people in Norway by the name of Christianity or in Serbia where more than 8000 non armed Muslim where killed including thousands of women and children, do it give me the rights to say ok Christians are killers ? noo , the acts of Zionists in Israel who killed thousands of Muslims do it me me the rights to say all Jews are killers ? no there are many Jews living in peace with us and many Christians too.

    peace be upon us all we should work on the act of LOVE not the act of WAR

    at the end we in Islam say that Judaism Christianity and Islam are the same religion that God sent in different parts to suit our life 🙂

  14. every society in this world has good people and bad people, does it mean that all muslims are as bad as al asad or ghaddaffi!!
    does it mean that all christians are bad just because george bush is christian!?
    of course not, and if you say that we muslims are ruled by tyrants like ghaddaffi and others..well it means that you are not following up what's happening all over the world, revolutions are all over the arab world….we wanna clean our world from tyrants like these and if you need to ask about any thing regarding isalm I am open to answering your questions 🙂

  15. Saddam and Qadaffy are Muslims. Who are we to judge them. But, whether thy will go to heaven or not, only Allah knows the balance between their good deeds and their bad deeds. After all, Islam teaches us that we go to heaven not because of our religion or religious affiliation … it is our good deeds. If it is true that Paris Hilton converted to Islam, let us welcome her. She still has time to truly repent. She is lucky she joined Islam, the straight path to heaven. Other paths are obviously long and winding. Because of her economic freedom, she has better control of her choice of lifestyle and "Deen" as compared to many of us, who are forced by circumstances to live under non-Muslim governments and under poverty due to the enemy's deliberate subterfuge..

  16. dear sister Islam is religious of peace thats why 20000 of American in average convert to Islam per year, judge Islam by the book (Quran) we follow, not by some of wrong people for example their are lot of murder , repast,child molester…etc of criminals in USA is that mean that the USA constitution allow to them to do that, the same as those leaders too.if u want to know about Islam go to http://www.convertstoislam.com and ask it 24/7 on line and will answer all of your question.

    Allah is the judge not us

  17. Hi,,

    We muslims don't even consider people like gaddhafi and al assad muslims, they are cruel bastards and believe it or not gaddhafi is retarded and al assad is more of a jewish than a muslim, and i'm sure with trust to say that these people ARE NOT muslims, hence why the nation is against them.

    Al assad's army forced a syrian protestor to say ''La Elaha Ela Bashaar'' meaning No God but Bashaar al Assad and any muslim who says such thing besides No God but Allah ''in islam'' is not a muslim anymore so in sentence al assad and his army are not muslims.
    Of course the man was forced so hes not accountant.

  18. Brother Sorry to say but saddam husain does not represent islam not even gaddafi both aquires a shameless position in muslim world
    remember about salahudin and read western writers about him please

  19. explain it to me, saddam, kaddafi and asad was 21century,
    what about,
    stalin,hitler,napoleon and mussolini????

  20. Benny I know its hard to look at a religion without poking holes in it and looking at its downsides rather than the good points. Likewise Im sure the jewish in this world are not goody too shoes either-the fight over the Gaza strip has led to millions of innocent lives being taken away. Thats only one example. Hence why it is better to see the religion through the holy books rather than people. People are imperfect and will always be imperfect-thats just the nature of it all. Hope that helps

  21. fyi hitler hated any type of religion, he wasn't christian. he wanted the whole world to be barbarian.

    just so you know your facts

  22. @ Benny: Look pal u don't know nothing about Islam. And u talked about ppl like saddam and gaddafi, We the muslims also curse them bcoz they are the culprits, they are muslims only by their names not by their heart. If you want to know about Islam then don't just listen only to your ppl, they definitely not going to tell the complete and true picture of Islam, they'd only show you the bad picture of Islam actually made by some culprits like Gaddafi and saddam

  23. "if you wanna know about islam,dont look at its followers,"

    Are you kidding me? Don't look at its followers? But that tells me a lot about your religion…I am not Christian, they're just as bad. Funny you should bring Hitler up, I'm Jewish and what they did to us was horrible.

  24. Dear Brother,
    Read Quran and Prophet Mohammed (SAW) life style.
    You will find answer to all your questions (of present and hereafter’s).

    Allah and his prophet knows the best. i can't comment on good and bad muslims.

  25. May she and many non-Muslims convert to Islam and may Allah strengthen the faith of Muslims but for now, please, please don't believe thing idly and for Allah's sake.

  26. my friend if you wanna know about islam,dont look at its followers,just follow what the holy scriptures says……i mean we cant say christianity is not good because hitler insolated six million jews……..

  27. What about your Wahabi sheik kings in Saud Arabia? The Saud Royal family go to Europe to casinos, gambling and young girls. They drink alcohol there and drive fast cars. Are they good Muslims too?

  28. Who said that the Arabs like those leaders ! You read about the political history of this reign before and read the Quran. Then you can make you own judgment

  29. Dear islamists please tell me if Islam is so good how come you have people like Saddam Hussein, Gaddhafi and Assad?

    Are these ppl good Muslims?

    Surely your religion is not so good if you are ruled by tyrants like that?!?!

  30. Tina if u don't know anything about islam,prophets,and christanity,first u need to gain knowledge and then speak.
    ibrahim = abraham= brahama
    first read ur own books properly u will come to know the fact.
    read bhavish purana chapter no 28 u will know about muhammed.
    and thers's lot more about MECCA in Bhavish purana.
    i hope u don't mind it

  31. starting a new islamic school ! thats the western islam they want ….. now they teach islam ! ….. its a hussle

  32. hahahahaha this whole thing is so funny, about how u all are fighting over religions. really cracks me up

  33. Happy to know about Cute and famous PARIS HILTON to accept Islam,if it is true so I believe in her fame will more add in this world.thanks Paris Hilton and this website too.

  34. MASHAALLAH,
    paris welcome to islam MAY ALLAH BLESSED u ever cong to u from whole muslim umma…..

  35. tina….u dont know the facts …u r an ignorant,good for nothing maniac who will realise truth in hell but by then it will be too lat

  36. wtf this guy "baba" is a fucking idiot! WTF no one is born a muslim u dumbass! stop forcing your religion on others…. and jesus was not born a muslim nor was abraham, moses, or david retard Islam came way after them…..

  37. If it is actually converted to Islam, congratulation for her ,will have the honor of Islam for her …. And if her not converted to islam .i would say to her "to you have your religion and i have my religion ," as the religion of Islam said, and everyone has the right to freedom of belief and worship as also our islam said
    …. Ask God to guide us and her. 🙂

  38. No this is nott trueee. Paris Hilton is a illuminati puppet, how do think she got all her fortunes?
    ovb by selling her soul to shaytaan.
    She is using islam as a front. so people don't get suspicious of her faith in satanism.
    Similar to these other stars that say that they believe in Allah (s.w.t) eg.
    Snoop dogg, T pain, Akon etc…
    Also Nations of Islam is very corrupt, why do you think all these rappers join it?
    Soo they can use it as a sheild.
    Bascially a facade. (:

  39. Assalam-o-alaikum My brothers and sisters
    There is only one RELIGION( Islam ) we are all muslims by bith.
    And all massangers bolongs to ISLAM( submition to god ) that is adam, abrahim, musa, david, jesus, …..& last and greastest of all massangers MUHAMMED (PBUH)

  40. Salaam Sister Tahirah CONGRADULATIONS on choosing the best and the righteous path
    May Allah keep us all steadfast and firm on our Imaan
    Aameen
    Summa Aameen

  41. Are you upset form people who know the truth then they follow it. Even if you know the truth (Islam) late, Islam is forgiving, Islam forgives all the past if you start Islam seriously. I advice you just to know about Islam and his miracles. Islam's miracles wasn't found in any other religion ever. Islam's miracles about the modern science, creatures, creation which the scientists hasn't discovered yet or discovered recently while Islam talked about them 1400 years ago, and miracles about the future.

    What miracles do you have to prove the truth buddy?
    Please be knowledgeable, know about everything around you. OPEN-MINDED. OK !

  42. Fcuk that shit… she is really a bitch. if she doesnt respect her own religion how she can be respect urs(ISLAM)…. lol

  43. Salam Tahira, i am sending an islamic greating to you this holy month of ramadan. The Prophet (SAW) said in a Hadith that ''………………… a man would be doing the works of the people going to hell untill it remains but step for him to enter then he does some good work and Allah puts him in Jannah. Another man does work of the people of Jannah and just a step away from entering, then he does the work of the people of the hell and thus enters hell''. Sister, it is never a surprise that you have embraced the true religion of salvation. You are only fulfilling your destiny. Please rise and use all that you posses to work for the religion of Allah.Spread the gospel of the true religion of PEACE. Muslims are far from terrorists as spread by enemies of Allah. May Allah make it easy for you and show others the light in Islam like HE showed the Indian Lady astronaut. Amin.

  44. A terrorist is not a muslim! when muslims are defending their selves they always say, not al muslims are terrorists BUT people listen!!!!! The islam is a peacefull religion and it's not aload AT ALL to hurt or kill people. The islam is the most perfect and true religion. whatever y'all say people it's true!

  45. @ Ex-Muslim u can act like ex Muslim but u can not be real Muslim what u mention here it's not true it's very clear u don't know Qur'an or don't understand Qur'an, Quran is the only religious scripture for the way of life and there is no single verses against Humanity

    You should know that Qur'an says if u save single life its equal to you have saved entire humanity and if u kill single human bean its equal to you killed entire humanity

    please before say something read Qur'an

  46. if paris hilton really converted to islam its good but if not she is so crapshit?but alhamdulilah if she really converted to islam coz islam is a peace and beautiful religion

  47. Not ALL MUSLIMS ARE Terrorist , that just bull labeling someone cause their muslim .
    im a Muslim Girl & i dont like that i Believe killing is bad -.-

  48. If the person who killed 90+ people in Norway was a Muslim, the Press would have declared him as terrorist. For now though, he is just an 'Assailant ', 'Attacker' (Reuters), 'Gunman' (BBC, CNN & Al Jazeera). Looks like 'Terrorist ' is a name reserved for Muslims? The US Dept of State calls it an 'Act of Violence', Not an 'Act of Terrorism' . HYPOCRISY is leading us astray.

  49. Stop Fighting people! Just appraise her work and welcome her to Islam, the path to success, in this life and the hereafter.
    May Allah(swt) Bless us all to revert many more people like her!
    Peace!

  50. mr dnt give your bull shit about ISLAM …..only islam is true religion nd koran is the only book whch is safe nd allah has reveled in koran abot people like you that there are people who know the truth nd even then they close their eyes …..kindly read about ISLAM may allah help u to the right path…now not bt in the day of judgment u vl b ashamed upon your words bt it vl not work then.

  51. I do not think that you ever were a muslim. Leave the propaganda outside the conversation and be real as your religion calls you for reality.

  52. wats UPP people. NOT all of the Muslims r terrorists
    i bet you have a Muslim near you and better than u

  53. Not telling my religion, so as thumbing up/down isn't affected by it.
    Islam & Christianity both ask for respecting others. I find here ppl who are not respecting others; that means they are not even serving their religion.

  54. wow big change for a mad slut… its for the good so why not i say.

    these days people fight over who the messenger is.. mohamed , ali , jesus, buddah, 2pac… but nobody got the fkn message. love one another.. dont lie.. dont cheat.. dont kill & so on..

    hip hop died… but wu-tang is for ever.

  55. Lets not say things like that.. he maybe wanted to be "free" so converted from Islam, may Allah guide him back towards Islam..

    and if paris hilton news is true, then Subhan Allah.. it will strengthen our religion and hopefully people who follow her will also learn about Islam..

    the only thing that worries me is the state of MUSLIM nations, we need to think, educate ourselves and abide by islamic values so we can show the world how good we are and not do silly things!

  56. if u were really an ex-muslim then you should have known that those verses you are takeing about are ONLY IN THE TIME OF WAR ..AFTER..AFTER..AFTER YOU TRY A PEACEFULL TAKE FIRST.so please don't make a joke of ur self

  57. You have a right to express your feelings, that's your view on Islam but Islam does bring peace in the hearts of millions people around the globe

  58. you clearly have no idea about what islam really is, you were never a muslim anyway so it doesnt matter that you converted

  59. I really dont care what religion she choose Its completely up to her and to what she believes in…..

  60. As an ex-muslim, I must tell you that there are a lot verses in Quran which clearly instruct to kill all non-muslims! just refer to Verse 4 in Mohammad Surah, and also read Anfal surah az an example. there are a lot sources and you may just read quran in a language that you know (i.e. english) but please just read it before letting your pregidous get involved.
    Islam has nothing to offer rather than racism and killing. Tell you sth else. I am a one who has converted from Islam to humanity. If I announce this publically, I will be executed! What kind of religion it is that you cant convert from??!!

  61. u r talking bullshitt ..no one will care for your thoughts..it's very great religion for u to be affected by your sick thoughts…GO TO HELLL athiest dumb assss

  62. i dont care bout wat u said ,just care bout her that she feels gd now shes gonna b a gd gurl and that's the point,,islam s great and christianity too,just b happy 4 some1 found her way 2 b happy 🙂

  63. Your stupid. You just made yourself look stupid by saying the Quran teaches that. I would like you to find one just one verse in the Quran that teaches violence or bloodshed. Dumb ass

  64. read the holly quran and ask people in the masks they will tell u alot of things and show u alot of proofs

  65. You don't know Islam and you don't have true vision about Islam. You say that you are reasonable and you use your mind to think about every think. But when you hear about Islam, you just judge it just from what you hear about it. I advise you, if you are reasonable to learn Islam from his sources from Quran and Sunna.
    May Allah guide you.

  66. @Christianity is Evil
    i am a muslim and dont accept any muslim brother, if you are one, to talk about christianty this way. every one knows what you have talked about is a man made disasters and it doesnt have any thing to do with christianty. it is all about politicians taking relegion as a cover. as mulsims we have to respect the other be wise. Paris didn't convert because we are stronger but because we are more peacefull.
    please think again and reconsider your posistion as a real true muslim, we lead by example.

  67. hey all.. i want to tell you all one thing, every religion has its advantages and g0ods, as for Paris she chose her way, and her religion no one can acuse her, or tell her not to do. as for me i love islams, because it`s a lovely religion and so peaceful. the media is the one that plays with its picture and the politics. Politics is the only thing that is shedding blood and tearing people apart regardless of the ones religion. So you cant point fingers at anyone, before you do, make sure that your fingers are clean!!
    Anywan Mabrouk Paris that`s in arabic. welcome to ISLAM. wether it was a rumor or a truth.

  68. yall all missed the point ur arguments r dum and regardless of wat relegion u are humans will justify their actions based on their beliefs, i happen to b in a profession where we kill muslims, idc but that dont mean i hate mulims i just r\try to kill the bad ones cuz theyl kill me and thats basedm on my beliefs

  69. hey mr Moazanni before any talks look very carefully to Iraq & Afghanistan & tell me why,how many people killed by the Christianity principles, is it what bible & old testament teaches you just a question? may Allah guide you some day

  70. @moazanni

    Hey cunt motherfucker. Your Christain religion killed more people in this world than any religion. You are the satanic religion who murdered millions of Native Americans, millions of Jews in the Spanish Inquisition and Holocaust. You are the murderers who killed millions in Iraq and Afghanistan. History is littered with your genocide for your fictional Jesus Christ. Next time you open your filthy fucking mouth think about the Christian crusades that butchered millions of people in their homeland. You fucking Christians are killers and evil cunts who do not see what you are doing to other peoples. What about the Australian Aborigines who you murdered? You hypocritical pieces of shit you scumsucking asshole bloodsuckers and criminals. Fuck you! Your Catholic priests who rape little children are a what your religion is about. EVIL!

  71. please don't speak about Islam as long as you don't any thing about it
    you say Islam teaches bloodshed and violence where do you know this tell me one proof to what you say. you want from us to watch our country occupies from others and we stand doing nothing to be peaceful people
    and if you talk about Terrorists who say they are muslims Islam is acquitted of their actions
    please not every thing you have learned in your schools is correct

  72. it's awrong emage about eslam and moslems
    our God is full of marcy and compassionand peace is his name
    Islam is a gift to mankind

  73. Muslim was founded by a delusional child molester!!! It is the only religion who teaches bloodshed and violence to defend ones religion….my god is a god of love not a warrior with no regards for human life like the Quaran teaches

  74. taking this in consider:
    Father: Rick Hilton (executive, b. 17-Aug-1955)
    Mother: Kathy Hilton (socialite, b. 7-Apr-1959)
    Sister: Nicky Hilton (socialite, b. 5-Oct-1983)
    Brother: Barron Nicholas Hilton (b. 7-Nov-1989)
    Brother: Conrad Hughes Hilton (b. 3-Mar-1994)
    Boyfriend: Jason Shaw (actor, ex-, broken engagement, b. circa 1973)
    Boyfriend: Nick Carter (dated 2003-04)
    Slept with: Rick Salomon (appears in sex tape)
    Slept with: (reportedly) Oscar De La Hoya, Brandon Davis, Leonardo DiCaprio,
    Slept with: Robert Evans, Colin Farrell, Edward Furlong, Vincent Gallo, Jamie Kennedy,
    Slept with: Jared Leto, Robert Mills (5th place in 2003 Australian Idol), Mark Philippoussis,
    Slept with: Simon Rex, Jake Sumner (son of Sting), Deryck Whibley,
    Slept with: Tom Sizemore (according to him, she disputes)
    Boyfriend: Paris Latsis (Greek shipping heir, dated 2004-05, ex-, broken engagement)
    Boyfriend: Joe Francis (ex-, according to salon.com)
    Boyfriend: Stavros Niarchos III (Greek shipping heir, grandson of Stavros Niarchos, dated 2005-06)
    Boyfriend: Benji Madden (musician, together 2008)
    Boyfriend: Doug Reinhardt (minor league baseball player, b. 22-Oct-1985, together 2009-10)
    Boyfriend: Cy Waits (nightclub owner, together 2010)
    what a muslim would be

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