Jamie Cullum Lost?

LONDON - England - Pop star Jamie Cullum was today at the centre of an extensive police search after mysteriously disappearing from his penthouse flat on Monday night.

The pint sized pop star, Jamie Cullum, was last seen by his wife, the 5′ 11″ model-turned-TV-chef, Sophie Dahl on Monday night.

“We were just getting ready for bed and one minute he was there, the next he was gone. I checked the sheets and even under the bed. Where could he have gone?” a visibly upset Ms Dahl said whilst being comforted by friends.

After a frantic search of the bedroom at the exclusive Belgravia apartment, Ms Dahl called the police, who attended the scene and searched the whole flat to no avail. The police are appealing to the public for any information leading to the whereabouts of Mr Cullum.

There is, however, some good news for the couple. Sophie Dahl is expecting her first child after a surprise pregnancy test revealed the joyful news.

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