“During auditions he said he was going to show the audience what he was thinking. So we thought that he was going to do a bit of mind reading for his act, something along that line,” one of the judges, Pierce Moron told the Sun.
After getting up on stage the talented 23-year-old man pulled out an old World War II revolver and blew his brains out all over the judges and audience, causing many to flee in panic.
Judges, Amanda Holden and Pierce Moron got the brunt of the brains, a sliver even finding Ms Holden’s pouting cleavage.
“I think out of all of the Britain’s Got Talent contestants, this guy was a true winner. It was a spectacular piece of performance art and magnificent in its audacity. This chap certainly got my vote,” Darren Corduroy, 45, an audience member on Monday night said.
have to say ive been to the US and the UK and find the people there very nice, polite and friendly. In fact in most countries the general population are not members of the far right and get on well with other humans.
The problem arises when people start the game of "racist tennis" shouting out ill educated, ill informed one sided racist right wing nationalist turd from both the UK and US side.
Maybe use your passports, if you actually have one, and go find the world outside your own small piece of land.
The old UK vs US bashing going on here. The danger here is people all get tied up throwing mud at each other you will miss the fact that the world will move on shortly and bypass the US and the EU. Whilst the UK is on paper a better place to live (gun crime, murder, debt, quality of living, health etc are all higher marginally) the fact is that its was overtaken by the US many years ago as any sort of world power and I use that term loosely . Many factors made this happen the US via the Bretton Woods Agreement changed the exchange rate anchor from the Pound to the Dollar which allowed the US to print money on its reserves and effectively bankrupt the UK overnight. Trumans management of the Lend Lease at the end of the war was appalling as its was a deliberate attempt to financially crush the UK creating effectively a £1bn debt on top of the existing £1bn of war debt. The UK GDP at the time was £250m. No help was given to the UK to rebuild after the war so the costs spiraled.
Now to the US who should learn from thier previous own behavior. The US debt is massive and has large portions ( $5 Trillion) of it owned by China, Russia, OPec, Brazil, Japan, Mexico outside of US hands. Much of the US internal debt is owned by Pensions, Local and federal Govt and the largest element is owned by US Citizens about $14 Trillion. The only way the US can service the debt is through Quantitative Easing, foreign reserves and the selling of its debt.
If any of these countries changes the global exchange rate anchor which is a huge possibility as the US debt is so high it cannot service it anymore and therefore the value of its securities will be reduced. If this happens the US would meet a very similar, if not worse fate to the UK. No currency anchor, no quantitative easing, worthless treasury bonds will mean no ability to pay for imports like crude oil.
About 70% of all the US crude oil is imported mainly from OPEC, South America and Canada.
No crude oil no industry, no military, no power.
As with all "super" powers they come to an end and re-invent themselves as a shadow of their former selves. It will only be a matter of time for the US as much of the worlds industry and wealth is now flowing to Brazil, CEE, China and India and not bothering to use the US and the EU as manufacturing bases anymore. The power is shifting or has already done so.
I have to top my hat to Obama who is the only US president to see the change and act on it before its too late.
Why don't you limeys write in English. You can't even write your own lingo. That's just pathetic.
You are showing that a great number of Americans are ignorant bigots, very counter to your own argument.
Your obvious judgment & disdain of "red-staters" is repugnant & only shows your own bigoted, narrow thinking.
lol real sports…..we play rugby u pussies need fucking protection :)….come bk when your less retarded….and as for baseball thats just rounders with a bigger bat….. our women play that
I wholeheartedly agree with your post. My kids have online friends from all over the world and a lot of the kids think that all Americans are racist, sexist, bigoted a@@holes. It is clear, since the "secret plan" of the GOP has been revealed that they have put in place the outrageous anti-immigration laws, redistricting, voter id requirements, all in an attempt to keep America a WHITE majority. (Does anyone remember what the plan of the Nazis was?) They do not want minorities to vote because they normally vote for Democrats. Additionally, they want to end public education so that poor white people, as well as minorities will be uneducated and more easily manipulated. When people have no education, no training, etc. they will happily take any menial job they can find. The only kids that will be educated in this country will be rich kids who will be able to attend private schools. Charter schools are already pretty exclusive, they will just make it that much harder to get in. There will be no scholarships for college for poor kids…they don't need no education. Again, an uneducated majority is easier to control. The rich already control the majority of the wealth in this country and the majority of our politicians. I look at my children every day and think how sorry I am that I brought them into this mess.
Not guna sit here n say shit about Americans because I'm not a child or jus simply a strange angry little person (even though some on here are making them selfs look ridicules) but seriously sort your life out and go get a job or some shit! Stop spending your life bitching about people you don't no, in a different fucking country for NO!! Reason (n I bet it ain't the first time you don't it either ay hahahaha) I swear I clicked 4 a video about a guy supposedly off-ing im self…..seen about 3 comments about the actual video :-/ weird ay
That place name thing is so annoying (and narcissistic). Appoquinimink. Chappaquiddick. Dakota. Minnesota. Massachusetts. Connecticut. Choptank. Sassafras. Chesapeake. Appamattox. Assateague. Chincoteague. Syracuse. Ohio. Tennessee. Mississippi. The list of non-European places names is very, very long, but I'll stop here because I know you get the point.
To most of the Americans making comments here: Please stop being so obnoxious. It's humiliating for the rest of us. Some of us live abroad and have to live down the reputation you earn for us. By the way…this article isn't about us, like most other things.
you have names like brett and doyle
You Brits don't even have real sports. You got soccer girls play that in the US Men play football. We play baseball you play cricret. WTF is that shit? Pussies!!!!!!
Your actually accusing some one of stereotyping and being ignorant ect and see the way your talking about a country you have probably never been to, I will never understand people who comment on "people of a country" from crap you have seen on tv, I'm English…you don't no me sitting on your pc talking about "British people" pfft who the fuck do you think you are ohh wait they call you people trolls don't they and people like you wonder Why other people from other countries stereotype, you make your self look stupid and like a dick head to be honest!……grow up!
Rob you are unfortunately the face of America and just the very reason why so many people view the USA in a dim light possibly unfairly.
Your total lack of education shines through. I mean how can you not know what the UK invented , its not like the steam engine was unimportant. The Industrial revolution was a fairly big thing, crop rotation, the jet engine, radar, you might have heard of Concorde also ? How about antiseptic, vulcanised rubber I could go on….
Everyone is patriotic to a degree, nothing wrong with that but pull your head out of your butt. The world does not revolve around the US nor the UK. The world have moved on a great deal since. UK no longer rules the world as it once did the the biggest empire ever. Good news is our food is top notch as it is influenced by our colonial past.
Re the teeth, big deal, I think in the UK we're more concerned about not being an overweight sack of crap and not being an uneducated moron where as you probably think having white teeth solves it all.
Oh and thanks for screwing the whole world economy with your sub prime market.
Also one quick question what percentage of your population speak Spanish ?
"I'm American and you sir, are an idiot and stereotyping is ignorant—typical of the UK though, unfortunately"
Ummm isn't that you complaining about stereotyping being ignorant and then doing exactly the same thing by making a stereotypical comment about the UK? Do you work for Fox news? Sounds like you're a fan of theirs. They are about as good as it gets for contradicting themselves in the same sentence.
Looks like you need to be more careful when it comes to calling others idiots. Oh, and are Americans the only ones who haven't realised that their time has come and gone. Be about the shortest lived empire the world has ever seen. Learn to speak Mandarin, they own you baby..
Everyone, I'd like to apologize. You see, Northerners are uneducated, entitlement demanding brats who think they are entitled to your money. The males get especially angry when women visit the South and get knocked up. Oh, and they are also douche bags. The Southern states have a better lifestyle and are least messed with than preppy Northerners.
The end.
How did this comment section turn into one pitting America against the world?
I remember once someone asked me if I was "proud to be an American". This was sometime after Bush took office and sometime after 9/11 when some of the excesses of the war on terrorism were starting to take effect. I remember thinking for a minute. Before Bush and 9/11, I wouldn't have had to think about it at all. But even then, I was still proud to be American though not as proud as I used to be.
That was before Abu Ghraib and the financial collapse and the tea party and the do nothing congress, etc. etc. etc.
It wasn't long ago when the US was the leader of the world economically, militarily, and we were probably also acknowledged to be the leader of democracy. The world trusted us – that we had the power, intelligence, and that the American people would democratically do the right thing. America was just the leader – a bit arrogant and ignorant, but generally good people. If there HAD TO BE a world leader, I think we would have had the unanimous vote. It has since then become apparent that America is not nearly as powerful economically, democratically, or morally as we had been previously thought. We still have the military might, but the world no longer trusts us to do the right thing.
As another poster mentioned, the US has now been divided up into the "red states" and "blue states". The redstaters are the uneducated, bible thumping, gun toting, believers in unregulated capitalism and a government that is limited to protecting only those particular values. Whereas the bluestaters have differing beliefs, but are united in their belief that we cannot count on God and unfettered capitalism to solve all problems.
But for those non-Americans out there reading these posts, we're not all like these ignorant redstaters. Us bluestaters are just more quiet for now. The redstaters are just angry because all their policies based on faith in God and capitalism and denial of education and science was falling apart and Obama took over before their policies had a chance to "succeed" (or plunge us into an abyss we could never recover from).
I'm still proud of America's past. I'm on the fence about whether I'm proud of America today.
At least we can have our picture taken without breaking the lens. Do you
have dental care? Gross!
I can't come up with any words for you except just plain stupid. Btw I'm neither American nor am I British.
I'm American and you sir, are an idiot and stereotyping is ignorant—typical of the UK though, unfortunately. Every country has its share of morons…your country thrives on it. Are you really having an argument about who has more original television?! Gimme a break—your programming is horrible, the seasons are too short, the acting is worthless, and your country isn't very pretty—and if they are…they come here (also, the rich and talented flee your country and come to our beautiful land…that's how bad it sucks lol). You don't hear of people leaving America to go to the UK for a better life—and for good reason.
excuse me Jason… just to say a comment like that is sincerely cruel in an of itself… while there are a lot of rude comments don't assume they are all from the south and don't assume everyone from the south is what you portray it to be. I am from the south and damn proud of it… so check yourself because thing like you've said are just wrong and hurt to
Haha, I remember when someone once said that you can find any video or post on the internet and you'll see someone arguing about America. I thought it wasn't true…
Viva Mexico! 😀
Britons..as an American I would like to apologize for the comments I have seen here. You see, America is really two countries now. One, the uneducated South, Midwest and "Bible Belt" that are (literally) praying for a return to the 50's, when gays and women "knew their place", education was WAY low on the list for THEM, and their world consists of a 40 mile radius around their trailer park.
PS
This event never happened
You are actually quite under-developed…we used to talk with an "american" accent…then we got in a boat, found America, colonised it with our people then continued life. We moved on in so many ways, your voices didn't even change much. You know all your places, like New York? that's named after a place here…called York. and Birmingham? yeah, that place is here too. Pretty much everywhere there is named after something from here. Many of your TV programmes originated here and we have a health care system that although we moan about is actually fantastic, your's allows young children to die because their parents are gay or poor, we all get free treatment no matter what. Good for you on the space programme, shame Russia was better, and good for you about the army…but who asks for help from the British when they go to war these days? (that'd be America by the way). And yes you have some lovely looking women, I've seen the photo shopped images in your trashy magazines. And you're correct, boiled (I'm assuming that's how you meant to spell it…because American's are intelligent folk) potatoes and cabbage isn't for everyone, I hate the stuff, I'd rather have bangers and mash, pie, curry, burgers and chips, southern fried chicken, Hershey bars…and diabetes for my amazing scientific medical health care professionals to deal with…and to finish off, it's not a garbage dump, nor a trash can…it's simply rubbish. Like your knowledge of Britain and what we did for you and continue to do for you everyday. How do they say it in America?…oh yeah "Have a nice day now!!"
Rob you thick yank bastard if you really believe all that then you seriously need to sort your head out and learn some world history. Its close minded yank fucks like you that think america is so great and everything came from there that really get on my nerves. The UK used to rule over america, it was part of the British empire until you decided to take it for yourselves. And about money! the British pound is the highest rated currency in the world you are only richer because your country is a lot bigger than ours, now if the UK were the same size as america then it would be a different matter completely, also how do you have better health care? in america you have to have insurance to get treated in hospital and if you don't you are not treated, what sort of health care is that? Oh and about crushing the UK in less than a day you can't crush the Taliban in over 10 years so somehow I don't think that you can crush us in less than a day when compared to the Taliban the UK have a lot bigger and more trained army we have a navy (the best in the world) and an air force aswell so don't come with all that bullshit cause its not true. Oh and about inventing things here is a link to things ENGLISH people have invented and that's not including welsh, Scottish and Irish inventors http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_inventions_and_discoveries SO STFU.!!
http://www.snopes.com/language/apocryph/german.asp
Urban legend…There was no such vote. The bill proposed printing laws in both languages.
Oh dear. Oh dear.
"America is a bigger better richer country then the uk."
The only correct statement there is bigger. The second is subjective, and the third only because of the first. However your GDP per capita is actually less than the UK. So if the USA had the same population as the UK and the same wealth, only then would it be richer.
"We have more stuff better technology and health care thne you. We have more military power and more hot looking women then you."
More stuff, again, is only due to the first point of the last statement. Better technology is not correct, you only think you do. Your health care isn't better than ours. I've done some research and found that your population has to pay for a lot of it's healthcare, and in a lot of cases you have to travel vast, and highly inconvenient, distances to receive it. Judging on that I would say that Britain has a better healthcare system. You have a larger army sure, but our Navy is still unrivaled today as the best in the world because of our tactics and our training. Our skill outweighs your numbers. The same goes for our pilots and ground forces. We have a more tactical force.
"We can crushh you guys in less then a day with our force economics and army. So STFU. You invented nothing. We pwn you in all things, Science, space travel, money and food."
Actually you wouldn't be able to 'crush' us in less 'than' a day. This travels back to the point made before. We invented nothing? Try industry. Britain started the industrial revolution. Try the train, my ancestor (of whom I am a direct descendant) invented that in Great Britain. Try the tank, we invented that during World War 1. The USA has invented less. Space flight? Germans actually invented the first space rocket. Nuclear bomb? The mastermind behind was in fact German.
"British food is disgusting what you guys eat makes me puke you with ur boled potato and cabbage. We got real food here and it tastes great. I seen one of ur supermarkets that like one aisle in America."
British food has an interesting quality to it. It's called being good for you. Market research into food typically eaten by members of both countries shows that American food is high in carbs, fat, and sodium. This means that eating it too often (which I suspect you do) can have serious health risks, from obesity to type-II diabetes to High blood pressure which leads to heart disease and heart failure. That is not real food. Your food is processed and added to until it's the culinary equivalent of a Homeopathic 'remedy'. British food (on most counts) is organically sourced from local areas, before being cooked. Nothing else, just cooked and then eaten. Sure we put a big of salt or other condiments on it, but that's it. Having a big supermarket means nothing except that you have a bigger population for one supermarket to attend to. Looking at the population spread of the USA and it's towns, I can see this as being the primary reason for big supermarkets.
"UK is Fourth world. Not Third world or Turd world full of muslims. You can take ur British teeth and ugly women and stick em down a garbage dump."
And here is the crux of it all. The few poorly constructed sentences that allow me to say that your entire argument should be thrown out and ignored. You lower yourself to insults, racism and stereotyping. In doing so I feel it undermines your entire argument about being 'better' because you are clearly not.
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH !
Some of the American input on this video has been ridiculously juvenile and unneccasarily patriotic [as well as wrong a lot of the time].
here,
i think this concisely disproves your point:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Things_America_Did_Not_Invent
stop being a close-minded bigot
lol, this comment is awesome hahahahaa have not heard that much bullshit in forever, great!
I concur James. This damned American 'intellectual' can't even properly use the very language he claims HE gave US. Sorry Mr. 'Duke' but you are wrong on every level.
TheDuke you dumb cunttt. "we should have let you all get dicked by the krauts. LOLOLOL!!! Loosers!!!!" <<<— only a silly retarded brainwashed child that has no clue about how thier own country operates would make such a comment. I'll definately won't be getting wid da program you're on because you just don't have a clue about anything. You're the lowerclass like many others and the politians are the higher class so you may carry on working for your masters and making clueless ignorant comments because that is what they want, loosers to be calling other people loosers. THATS THE PROGRAM SON.
Just to set the record straight, both americans and english are complete fucking retards! And if your too fuckin thick to believe it just ask anyone who isnt from america or britain, u's both think the world revolves around u when in fact the rest of the world thinks u to be cocky arrogant assholes who stick their noses in where its not wanted
Think mean America got talent was a rip of our Britains got talent. Like all you other tv programmes. Fat stupid yank
America is a bigger better richer country then the uk. We have more stuff better technology and health care thne you. We have more military power and more hot looking women then you. We can crushh you guys in less then a day with our force economics and army. So STFU. You invented nothing. We pwn you in all things, Science, space travel, money and food. British food is disgusting what you guys eat makes me puke you with ur boled potato and cabbage. We got real food here and it tastes great. I seen one of ur supermarkets that like one aisle in America. UK is Fourth world. Not Third world or Turd world full of muslims. You can take ur British teeth and ugly women and stick em down a garbage dump .
……. so the fact that english won out over german as the national language of america by one vote in congress doesnt really mean anything to you… if it wasnt for us you'd be speaking german….you moron
You limey assholes need to get wit da program. If it wasnt for us y'all be speaking German. So show some repect to your saviors. fricking pinheads. But maybe you would be better off with the krauts huh..look at ur cuntry now? It's worse than Third World we should have let you all get dicked by the krauts. LOLOLOL!!! Loosers!!!!
knob yank
You americans think that everything is ripped off from something american. When in fact, your country is pretty much a ripoff from england and spain. Britains got talent came before Americas got talent (which it doesnt), and also when people say "as american as apple pie"…. you think no one thought of putting apples in pies before you? despite the fact that every other society is over 2000 years older than yours.
Pierce Moron hehe.. what a spelling fail
you fucking spastic, you american scum, u know nothing of use English, now climb out the fucking hole youve been living in, pull your dick out your mothers ass, and go back to school.
*there.
dude, there is a video on it.
maybe u shud research and use google b4 saying that
Just an FYI, "Britain's got talent" is not a rip off. "America's got talent' is part of the 'Got talent' Format invented and owned by Simon Cowell (British).
no,no……i think they got it right
lol 🙂
Maybe there's no video because IT DID'NT HAPPEN!!! Idiots. And why are some people lying and saying they saw it live? There would have been a news article from a halfway reputable site if this had really happened. Also, Britain's Got Talent (which is a ripoff of America's Got Talent) would be getting their asses slammed by the press. Unless…England really is a third world country? I wouldn't know cause I haven't been their.
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF JAZZA
love is stronger than words.
🙂
Simon should have gotten the bullet. And ur accent is awful. Bloody hell.
those who commented asking for videos and making daft comments want to get a life
Did this really happen? Someone told me about it just today. There is no video clip of this that I can find. Could you send this to me?
I can't believe they let someone do that on the show. I feel so sad for our society. 🙁
Maybe you should think about how many millions of people are in america you asshole not everybody's a dick fuck you
Anybody else notice that it's says Pierce Moron (not Morgan)
LOL UK is a first world country, as are Australia and New Zealand and many others.
@zizou, WOW, your grammar and spelling are immaculate for someone who is such a douche.
By the way, there should be a space between Knob and Head (I guess you're not used to having distance between these 2 organs anatomically so you feel it is common place in the english language not to have the grammatical gap.)
It isn't. It's a continent.
I think him shooting himself on that horrid show is a comment on how banal and meaningless society is now. Simon Cowell has made everything disposable by holding the carrot of instant fame in front of all the brainwashed sheeple.
Cold War origin: 1st world = the West; 2nd World = the Communist East; 3rd World = the rest. Don't call someone else ignorant if you don't know the answer yourself.
You are really retarded psyccccchhhhooooo
I can't believe he did that? What is this world coming to. I'm scared for our futurr and they think this is entertainment…….sick bastards!
Well yes, yes he is young man. He has passed on, this person is no more. He has cease to be. He's expired and has gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, ripped of life. He rests in peace! If he didn't shoot himself, he'd be pushing up daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's offed the twig! He's kicked the bucket! He's shoveled off the mortal coil! Ran down the curtain and joined the freaking quire invisible! This is an EX-PERSON!
Send me the like
I don't even count America as a country….
yeah really, you fuckin dimwits, you want a video of someone shooting themselves, make a home video, fuckin tools
Actually, it's a 2nd World Country. Only the US and Japan are part of the first World. You rude and very ignorant dumbass!
These replies are some of the funniest content on the site.
did he die? o.o
Dubai is not a country u knobhead
send video plz
its first world asshole.
what is wrong with you people?
cool? you think that someone shooting himself in the head on live tv is COOL? you are sick and honestly need to sort out your priorities.
is there anyway you can send me that video?
plz may you send me that vid ive been searching for hours
mind sharing the video?
This may have happened on television. This was live. The image is of a man playing Russian Roulette on Britains Got Talent.. And it doesn't really matter if you beleive me, because i have the video on my hardrive.
Your name is dude. You can't spell and use comma splices and are thus deemed an idiot. Deal with it.
hahaah! poor pippa….
you're name is pippa. you live in a third world country, deal with it.
penis
Sad but true, this did in fact happen on live tv. The judges got splattered with brain fragments. Saw the unedited version, trippy to say the least.
Which episode was this?
NO WAY this happened on live tv.
Actually Britain is second 2 world not third world
Poor Amanda Holden and Pierce Moron i'm sure they did'nt expect that to happen… 🙁
@Connie.. Really? Great Britain is 3rd world? Really? Do you know what that means? Britain is by no means 3rd world nation, and is indeed a first world nation. 3rd world, or the quantitative measure of valuing a nation by it's "worldliness" comes from The Cold War, and it was an attempt to distinguish one country from another by means of viewing which one was either Capitalist, Communist, or neither. A 1st World Nation being the US, and any of it's [capitalist] allies, a 2nd world designated as USSR / allies, and 3rd world being non-affiliated, neutral, or potential communists.
It just so happens that many 3rd world nations have a much larger gap between their super poor and ultra wealthy because they are either under a dictatorial regime that does not promote such general wealthiness as viewed in any first world nation. Moreover, many of the worlds "3rd world" nations are some of the richest nations in the world (Dubai, Saudi Arabia, UAE, etc…).
Not to be a jerk, but let's not look at a duck, and call it a horse.
its not a third world country
NO WAY SOMEBODY DID THAT?
Such BS!! There is NO WAY that somebody did that for real!!! Britain is 3rd world but C'MON!!! LOL
I would have preferred it if he had first shot Pierce Morgan. Now THAT would've been entertainment..
He would have killed himself any way. The show was his way of sharing it with the world. Now whose the sicko.
It's terrinble just think he thought he wuz doing something nice a bit o entertainment who knows?
I love the expression on his face, its as if he wants to really impress the judges. If this is the future of television i'm out, i'd rather switch off.
Actually that looks like an automatic pistol and NOT a revolver as this article suggests. What kind of reporters does this sham of a website have? Idiots!
just goes to show the sickness of our society where people are baying for videos of people killing themselves. sick people///
OMFG That is SOOOO cool where is the vid for this???!?
At least he's got a smile on his face. Perhaps he was playing a prank and it went horribly wrong. My condolenses to the family of the man. Very sad story. :((
I am truly disgusted that this was allowed to happen on live TV..
where is the video.. this show is normaly live
That poor bastard. These types of shows are so demeaning and soulless. I hope Simon Cowell was happy for himself and he made more millions sick animal…