Entertainment

Another Year Another Episode of Celebrity Big Brother

LONDON - England - Yet another year passes, and another pathetic series of Big Brother is foisted on the air waves.

Such is the turgid vapid state of our culture today that the banal pestilence of reality TV invades all quarters, even if you do not have a television, it seeps its ugly puss filled parade of losers and vile celebrity empty egotistical moroseness into the media bucket of excrement.

Big Bother more like, and how George Orwell would surely vomit to see his creation defiled in such an unholy way.

A singular episode of this cretinous empty headed reality filth surely would make any sane person wish to disembowel themselves with a rusty razor blade such is the banality of its repetition.

Year after year, celebrities or nobodies join the circus to be ogled at in their fish tank of pomposity and all pervading plasticity. These non-entities trying so hard to be seen, yet they only dig their own graves with each second on the clucking mess that is touted at every moment by the fawning media.

This person did that, she said something, he said something else. Who cares? Do people really have such empty lives that they watch this shit? Surely there must be something else to their existence, surely they must have seen through this by now.

The only Big Brother worth watching would be one where the celebrities are put in the house, given weapons and told to fight to the death, the last man or woman standing soaked in blood and guts applauded for their purging skills.

It is this very perfunctory effort to stolidly remove any mystique from celebrities that is an affront to fame that is most sickening. Today, there is no mystique left, we know the warts and all, and this in effect removes celebrity status. Without mystery, there is no fantasy on behalf of the non-celebrity.

These people are not famous any more, because fame is sucked from their every pore for every minute, or second they are on Big Brother. They are one thing though, whores who will do anything to be on the box, and that very act diminishes any form of talent they may have aspired to achieve.

Fuck them. They are nothing and will never be anything, forgotten in the sands of time much like 99% of popular culture around today, meaningless crud of the lowest kind, not worthy of merit or mention apart from the most aggressive invective.

Daily Squib Book

DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
Disqus Comments Loading...
Share
Published by

Recent Posts

Netanyahu Forced to Travel in Disguise After ICC Puts Out Arrest Warrant

TEL AVIV - Israel - Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu may be forced to wear a…

3 hours ago

“Two Jags” John Prescott Goes to the Great Pie in the Abyss

HELL - The Eternal Inferno - "Two Jags" former Labour Deputy John Prescott will soon…

13 hours ago

Experts: How Peaceful Protest Against Labour Tyranny Can Work

LONDON - England - A think tank has outlined methods ordinary citizens can conduct peaceful…

15 hours ago

Forget Bacon and Eggs Labour Want to Replace Traditional Farms With Maggot Farms

GRIMSBY - England - Labour is planning to completely exterminate and erase traditional farms, replacing…

1 day ago

Prince Harry Consults Elon Musk About Travelling to Mars

MONTECITO - USA - Prince Harry is in consultation with Elon Musk about travelling to…

2 days ago

Comrade Xi Jinping Commends Comrade Starmer on Soviet Britain’s Communist Vision

RIO DE JANAIRO - Brazil - Comrade Xi Jinping has praised Comrade Starmer for crushing…

2 days ago

This website uses cookies.