Hunting season has come early this year and Sarah Palin is gunning for some different prey. Her tactics are shoot first, ask questions later, i.e. typical North American tactics.
“She’s come out shooting this year. She’s bored with moose, or is that meese, who knows? Anyway, she’s bored with shooting moose. Everywhere you look here you see a goddamn moose. It’s boring. That’s why she’s got double barrels gunning for Lettermans. They’re like a little squirrel and they only come out of their holes late at night. Sarah is getting really, really itchy with the trigger for those little suckers I tell ya,” Mrs Palin’s husband, told Fox News.
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On a good day, you can usually find Mrs Palin in the woods stalking some defenceless animal while she’s wearing some $5,000 stiletto heels and an Armani outfit worth over $25,000.
“Sarah only wears the best when she’s out hunting. If she gets a splash of blood on her Gucci or Prada whilst gutting an elk or moose, she just throws away the clothes and dips into her extensive $150,000 wardrobe for more freebies,” her husband added.
Looks like those Lettermans better watch out, Sarah’s about, and by the sound of things she’s f*cking angry.
Respect Governor Palin, as Governor of a State???
..looks like she ain’t Governor anymore bozo…
Respect Governor Palin, as Governor of a State, has a title of honor equivalent to that of a member of the House of Lords in the U.K.
Alaska is north of the arctic cereal grain limit where a hunter-gatherer economy replaces our standard market-farm economy. Compare the ethics of harvesting free-living wild animals for food with the slaughter of animals raised in concentration-camp style feed-lot farms for meat to be served at your table.