Bring a bottle or how about a Molo cocktail or three for the best party of the year!
The carnival event will kick off at about 11am on April 1st so be there or be square.
Gatecrashers are most welcome according to posters posted across the whole of London for the G20 party of the century.
“We’ve got our mascot who is Fred ‘The Shred’ Goodwin. He’ll be paraded through the streets during the carnival and will get everyone up and dancing for sure. The finale will involve Fred ‘The Shred’ being put legs first…wait for it..through an industrial shredder. Now that’s what I call entertainment. There’s also going to be about 10,000 rozzers in fancy dress coming to the party, so get your brick-a-brac ready for the tit heads,” Andy Crusty, a certified party animal told Reuters.
Sir Fred Goodwin, who was in hiding until he was caught last week, will attend the party wearing a jokers outfit and will be paraded on a float.
The party and celebrations are planned for two whole days and may even go on for longer depending on how many buildings are still standing within the centre of London.
The ‘climate change’ lemmings will be in town also, parroting the exact rhetoric that they have been programmed to do by their controllers.
“It’s a case of how much overtime the fuzz want to claim, how much a good job the agent provocateurs do, how much partying the nihilists want and simple things like portaloos, catering and availability of weapons. There is certainly a great deal of fuel to be burnt off over the course of two days thanks to Gordon Brown’s policies.
“The G20 party is going to kick off at Moorgate, Liverpool Street, London Bridge and Cannon Street stations so be there at 11am sharp and don’t forget to bring some f*cking bollocks with you. If you come along early you may even be able to enjoy the delights of one of our party hosts,” Mr Crusty said.
They overthrew capitalism yesterday by breaking a window. Well done!
What a bunch of amateurs
I’ve seen Vicar tea parties with more oomph!
G20 Meltdown was more like a single candle being blow out by a little girl.
Next time swampy stay at home and don’t bother coming out of your stig of the dump cave.
on the day it was very weak i’m afraid..
no one had the guts or balls to do anything…
..a bunch of couch twitterers were clicking away tho hahah
pathetic
1 out of 10 for performance
Steady on old chap Hiro or whatever your name is!
i don’t know where your from or who you are so why don’t you leave your real name and address on your post next time.
Who’s the coward now?
When it comes to rebelling against their torturers the British people are extremely docile and weak. Nothing will happen thank god because you can committ any indignity on a Brit and they just lap it up without question. They are a weak yellow bunch of alcoholic cowards more content to watch the latest reality fad show then do something about their stinking smelly country. They deserve their masters. They are a beaten people with no fight left.. a homosexual feminised castrated nation.