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Adele New Song Hello Breaking Charts

LOS ANGELES - USA - Adele is storming the charts and smashing records with her brand new hit Hello.

Adele has changed somewhat since her last batch of songs but we still have the same melodic tone bumping through the track which was copied from a 1973 song by someone or other.

Adele’s publishing agent, Josh Kronstein said this is normal practice in the music biz these days.

“We go back to the 1970s when there were real artists, then get Adele to change the words slightly copying the chord sequences and melody. We have already made a large sum of money thanks to that artist who we stole the music from. But that’s the music biz now, innit. Anyway, I have a date with some prostitutes so I’m going to get in my Bentley Bentayga, which I just paid $260,000 in cash for, will you kindly fuck off or I’ll gladly run you over.”

Adele’s new song Hello.

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