David Geffen will have the new album delivered to his record company when “China becomes a democracy” a statement released on Wednesday announced.
The Chinese Peoples Republic is scheduled to eventually embrace Democracy in approximately 100-200 years according to experts on Communism.
“There is a distinct possibility that the Chinese hierarchy can be toppled sooner than we think by a second peoples revolution almost akin to the breakdown of Communism in Soviet Russia in the late 80’s. China seems to already have embraced capitalism and is being used as the work horse of the world with cheap labour to create useless Chinese trinkets that break easily,” Professor of Economics at Harvard Technical College, Brian Weinstein has outlined in Newsweek.
Another stipulation that was written into the ‘Chinese Democracy’ contract 14 years ago by W. Axl Rose is that the CD’s should be processed and printed in China as well — but only once China has found Democracy.
Guns ‘N Roses fans all over the world have met the news with disgust and anger. The music fans now have a wait for the new album that could last decades until the Chinese Communist Republic finds Democracy.
One disappointed fan from New Jersey is even vowing to organise a trip to China so as to bring about Democracy. Ed Rezno, 23, said: “Me and some dedicated G’N’R fans are organising a trip to Beijing this summer so we can bring about Democracy to their nation — y’all ever her about Tiannemen Square? Well, we’re gonna be there this summer and it’s gonna be a petition for Democracy. W’ere gonne bring revolution to the Chinese the G’N’R way!”
You’ve waited this long for the Chinese Democracy album. What is another 100 year wait?
Wow, I never used to like Guns N Roses, but now I must say I’m beginning to respect them. Good on Axl for trying to demand a free China!
tHE SONGS ARE ALL OVER THE NET, BIT TORRENTS, LIMEWIRE, TRY THIS http://www.radiorow.com/fileshare.htm
DON’T BOTHER THOUGH CUZ THE SONGS ARE BS ANYWAY
Where do you go to download the full Chinese Democracy Album? Does anyone know a website
I downloaded the full album already. Does anyone know where I can get the official artwork for the CD?
i’ve already got the whole album doh it was leaked already!!!!