Leaked Chinese Democracy Tracks Cause Net Sensation

LOS ANGELES - CA - Download the exclusive Guns N' Roses tracks from the long awaited album Chinese Democracy. Right here, right now!

It has been 14 years in the making and cost Axl Rose $35 million to make. For the 9 tracks on the album there was a total of 82 studio musicians involved in the whole Chinese Democracy project.

The Daily Squib can finally reveal the 9 songs in their entirety.

It was rumoured that a Guns N’ Roses reality TV show was set to be broadcast to
coincide with the official release of the album. This has all gone up in smoke because of the major Chinese Democracy leakage.

OK folks this what you have all been waiting for, scroll down now.

KEEP SCROLLING DOWN

YOU ARE NEARLY THERE

It’s been 14 years so a little scrolling should not matter — COME ON!

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OK IT’S HERE JUST SCROLL A BIT MORE

YOU’RE RIGHT ON THE MONEY

IT’S RIGHT HERE

THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL THESE YEARS

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YOU CAN WAIT ANOTHER 14 FU**ING YEARS

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