Pete Doherty Not Arrested

London, England - Pete Doherty the infamous drug fiend and hell-raiser has not been arrested in three days. This is the longest period he has not been in trouble with the law.

Pete Doherty has not been arrested for three consecutive days.

The Babyshambles singer who was being arrested everyday for the last 2 years for drug offences involving Class A drugs seems to have taken a break from being arrested.

A spokesperson for the Metropolitan Police told The Squib: “At 16.05, officers on foot stopped and spoke with a 27 year old man in the street in Whitechapel, E1.
The officers were concerned that he was showing no signs of being under the influence of drugs and subsequently stood back in amazement.”

He added: “The last three days have been mayhem for the officers concerned and they have now taken medical leave.”

Doherty, infamous for sticking syringe needles full of heroin sometimes four at a time into his arms and smoking crack rocks with his breakfast cereal was not available for comment.

Babyshambles are due to continue their UK tour tonight at Sudbury Recreation Hall and will actually turn up for the concert.

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