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UK Government: Satirical News Now Indistinguishable From Actual NewsUK Government: Satirical News Now Indistinguishable From Actual News

UK Government: Satirical News Now Indistinguishable From Actual News

LONDON - England - The Coalition government's media spokesman has declared that satirical news is now indistinguishable from real news…

12 years ago
Eurovision: Next Year UK to Submit Bono, Sting, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney and David Bowie and Still LoseEurovision: Next Year UK to Submit Bono, Sting, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney and David Bowie and Still Lose

Eurovision: Next Year UK to Submit Bono, Sting, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney and David Bowie and Still Lose

LONDON - England - Everyone knows the Eurovision song contest is all about EU politics and to that end the…

12 years ago
New BBC Celebrity Retirement Home UnveiledNew BBC Celebrity Retirement Home Unveiled

New BBC Celebrity Retirement Home Unveiled

MANCHESTER - England - The BBC has unveiled a retirement home exclusively for its ageing presenters and key personnel, a…

12 years ago
Kerry Katona Cocaine Day Loan Ad BannedKerry Katona Cocaine Day Loan Ad Banned

Kerry Katona Cocaine Day Loan Ad Banned

CHESTER - England - An advertisement for quick cash loans so people can score a few grams of cocaine featuring…

12 years ago
Labour Equalities Minister Harriet Harperson Shown Parallel Parking Her CarLabour Equalities Minister Harriet Harperson Shown Parallel Parking Her Car

Labour Equalities Minister Harriet Harperson Shown Parallel Parking Her Car

BELFAST - Northern Ireland - On a recent visit to the city, Labour Equalities minister, Harriet Harperson showed off her…

12 years ago
Music Biz Tears as SLJ, THP, FVF and WSX SplitMusic Biz Tears as SLJ, THP, FVF and WSX Split

Music Biz Tears as SLJ, THP, FVF and WSX Split

LONDON - England - The Music Biz was in mourning today as numerous manufactured faceless talentless boy bands split.

12 years ago
Facebook Friends Unfriended Friend Who Wasn’t Very Friendly That MinuteFacebook Friends Unfriended Friend Who Wasn’t Very Friendly That Minute

Facebook Friends Unfriended Friend Who Wasn’t Very Friendly That Minute

DELAWARE - USA - A distraught Facebook user has told of his anguish after being de-friended because he allegedly did…

12 years ago

Putin Says “Phwoar!”

HANOVER - Germany - Russian president, Vladimir Putin was seen to be enjoying himself thoroughly at a trade show.

12 years ago
Are Dung Beetles the Latest Celebrity Must-have Pet?Are Dung Beetles the Latest Celebrity Must-have Pet?

Are Dung Beetles the Latest Celebrity Must-have Pet?

LOS ANGELES - USA - Dung beetles are the latest must-have celebrity pet amongst the rich and famous a new…

12 years ago
Taylor Swift Now Dating Kim Jong UnTaylor Swift Now Dating Kim Jong Un

Taylor Swift Now Dating Kim Jong Un

PYONYANG - N. Korea - American singer Taylor Swift is now officially dating the North Korean dictator her record company…

12 years ago