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UK Government: Satirical News Now Indistinguishable From Actual News

LONDON - England - The Coalition government's media spokesman has declared that satirical news is now indistinguishable from real news…

12 years ago

Eurovision: Next Year UK to Submit Bono, Sting, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney and David Bowie and Still Lose

LONDON - England - Everyone knows the Eurovision song contest is all about EU politics and to that end the…

12 years ago

New BBC Celebrity Retirement Home Unveiled

MANCHESTER - England - The BBC has unveiled a retirement home exclusively for its ageing presenters and key personnel, a…

12 years ago

Kerry Katona Cocaine Day Loan Ad Banned

CHESTER - England - An advertisement for quick cash loans so people can score a few grams of cocaine featuring…

12 years ago

Labour Equalities Minister Harriet Harperson Shown Parallel Parking Her Car

BELFAST - Northern Ireland - On a recent visit to the city, Labour Equalities minister, Harriet Harperson showed off her…

12 years ago

Music Biz Tears as SLJ, THP, FVF and WSX Split

LONDON - England - The Music Biz was in mourning today as numerous manufactured faceless talentless boy bands split.

12 years ago

Facebook Friends Unfriended Friend Who Wasn’t Very Friendly That Minute

DELAWARE - USA - A distraught Facebook user has told of his anguish after being de-friended because he allegedly did…

12 years ago

Putin Says “Phwoar!”

HANOVER - Germany - Russian president, Vladimir Putin was seen to be enjoying himself thoroughly at a trade show.

12 years ago

Are Dung Beetles the Latest Celebrity Must-have Pet?

LOS ANGELES - USA - Dung beetles are the latest must-have celebrity pet amongst the rich and famous a new…

12 years ago

Taylor Swift Now Dating Kim Jong Un

PYONYANG - N. Korea - American singer Taylor Swift is now officially dating the North Korean dictator her record company…

12 years ago

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