Entertainment

Record Company Orders Miley Cyrus to Have Mouth Sewn Shut

LOS ANGELES - USA - Pop mimer Miley Cyrus is to have her mouth sewn shut once and for all,…

11 years ago

Catwalk Model Snaps at New York Fashion Week

NEW YORK - USA - A catwalk model for the LaLa collection reportedly snapped today at Fashion Week whilst on…

11 years ago

Revealed: Godfrey Bloom Secret Tory Plant into UKIP

LONDON - England - After ruining the UKIP conference with some slut talk, Godfrey Bloom, a comedic genius, was seen…

11 years ago

Miley Gets an Achy Breaky Cockroach Surprise

NEW YORK - USA - Achy breaky Disney pop mimer, Miley Cyrus was the star of the show at MTV's…

11 years ago

Loch Ness Monster Gone On Holiday For Silly Season

LOCH NESS - Scotland - The Loch Ness monster was seen swimming off into the distance yesterday because it is…

11 years ago

George W Bush Now Working As Clown in Travelling Circus

TEXAS - USA - Former president of the United States, George W. Bush has run off from home and is…

11 years ago

Why Unknown Celebrities Are the Bane of Every Newspaper Reader

LONDON - England - Reading the news is getting even more complicated a recent research paper has revealed, as many…

11 years ago

U.S. Election Between Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann and Hillary Clinton to be Settled With Mud Wrestle Contest

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The upcoming U.S. elections in 2016 will be truly entertaining as political pundits are predicting…

11 years ago

“I Can’t Wait Till Smurfs 6 Comes Out”

LOS ANGELES - USA - Thousands of people around the world are waiting with bated breath for the sixth instalment…

11 years ago

One Direction Boy Now Living On Skid Row

LOS ANGELES - USA - One Direction boyband member Harry Styles, who has fallen on hard times is now living…

11 years ago

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