Entertainment

Desperate French Resorting to Hiring Out Versailles to Vulgar Celebrities

VERSAILLES - France - The French have had to undergo many indignities throughout their colourful history, however hiring out the…

11 years ago

White Dee Takes Jade Goody’s Place

BIRMINGHAM - England - White Dee has had her benefits stopped. Be prepared for a media onslaught for the next…

11 years ago

New House of Commons Lifeguard Raises Some Eyebrows

LONDON - England - Just when you thought it was safe to go into the water, the new life guard…

11 years ago

Michael Jackson Now More Popular Dead Than Alive

LAS VEGAS - USA - Michael Jackson's holographic performance is a bonus for record executives.

11 years ago

Inconsequential Celebrity is Having Another Baby

LOS ANGELES - USA - Some inconsequential celebrity is having another baby the news says again.

11 years ago

Eurovision Contest Results Confirm to Putin Why Europe Must be Crushed

MOSCOW - Russia - After the Eurovision Song Contest panned the Russian singers with boos and caterwauls, Vladimir Putin knows…

11 years ago

Katie Price to Marry Skull Cracker

HARLOW - England - After her sixteenth disastrous marriage, former glamour model, Katie Price is to marry the notorious Skull…

11 years ago

Underwater Banksy Painting Discovered Near Atlantis

ATLANTIS - Atlantic Ocean - Divers from all over the world are coming to see an underwater Banksy piece of…

11 years ago

EU Directive 3459-1564B Now Makes it Compulsary to Watch Eurovision Song Contest

BRUSSELS - Belgium - This year's Eurovision Song Contest will be compulsory viewing for anyone who lives in the Eurozone,…

11 years ago

Why Avoiding the Daily Squib Could Kill You

LONDON - England - Researchers followed 50,000 people for 10 years and found that those who avoided the Daily Squib…

11 years ago

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