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Corpse Launches 2024 Election CampaignCorpse Launches 2024 Election Campaign

Corpse Launches 2024 Election Campaign

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - A rotting walking corpse has announced it will run for election in 2024, setting the…

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Great News Buzzfeed is Shutting DownGreat News Buzzfeed is Shutting Down

Great News Buzzfeed is Shutting Down

NEW YORK - USA - Today has been a great day with the wonderful news that awful woke spam site…

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Meghan Markle Cuts Ties With Royal Family Completely But Will Still Use TitlesMeghan Markle Cuts Ties With Royal Family Completely But Will Still Use Titles

Meghan Markle Cuts Ties With Royal Family Completely But Will Still Use Titles

MONTECITO - USA - By refusing to attend the coronation of King Charles III, Meghan Markle has effectively cut all…

2 years ago
Harry and Meghan Plan on Wearing Silly Costumes to King Charles CoronationHarry and Meghan Plan on Wearing Silly Costumes to King Charles Coronation

Harry and Meghan Plan on Wearing Silly Costumes to King Charles Coronation

LONDON - England - Harry and Meghan plan on wearing silly costumes and shouting during the coronation of King Charles.

2 years ago
Saturation Kills EverythingSaturation Kills Everything

Saturation Kills Everything

LONDON - England - Saturation kills everything, and every person in the world today is saturated to levels never before…

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Now AI is Creating Perfectly Indistinguishable Death Metal MusicNow AI is Creating Perfectly Indistinguishable Death Metal Music

Now AI is Creating Perfectly Indistinguishable Death Metal Music

THE METALVERSE - Somewhere deep in the nether frostbitten regions of this land, computers are spurting out perfectly crafted death…

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Skiing Hollywood Actress Unconsciously Coupled With Man On PisteSkiing Hollywood Actress Unconsciously Coupled With Man On Piste

Skiing Hollywood Actress Unconsciously Coupled With Man On Piste

UTAH - USA - A Hollywood actress recalls the harrowing details of how she unconsciously coupled with an old man…

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When Gonzo Met Serge GainsbourgWhen Gonzo Met Serge Gainsbourg

When Gonzo Met Serge Gainsbourg

PARIS - France - There is a certain elemental nature to the poet Serge Gainsbourg, especially married somewhat to Gonzo…

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Dolly Parton’s Breasts Could be Displayed in Nashville MuseumDolly Parton’s Breasts Could be Displayed in Nashville Museum

Dolly Parton’s Breasts Could be Displayed in Nashville Museum

NASHVILLE - USA - Legendary country star Dolly Parton may have her enormous breasts displayed at a museum.

2 years ago
Heavy Class A Drug User Prince Harry Urged to Stop UsingHeavy Class A Drug User Prince Harry Urged to Stop Using

Heavy Class A Drug User Prince Harry Urged to Stop Using

MONTECITO - USA - A drug charity has urged Prince Harry to stop using class-A drugs as they are not…

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