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Escaped Iranian Spy Could Be Cast as Next James Bond

Pinewood Studios - England - The Iranian spy who escaped from Wandsworth Prison could be cast as the next James…

1 year ago

Mensa Astounded at Kanye West IQ Increase to 49

LOS ANGELES - USA - Mensa have been astounded at the Kanye West IQ increase to 49 and have praised…

1 year ago

“I Really Enjoyed the Notting Hill Carnival Despite Being Stabbed Eight Times”

LONDON - England - The Notting Hill Carnival this year was pretty much the same as last year, with multiple…

1 year ago

Woke Producer Kathleen Kennedy Transitioning to be a Man

LOS ANGELES - USA - Kathleen Kennedy the Hollywood producer has announced she is transitioning to be a man.

1 year ago

Experts Disclose What Paris Hilton’s Feet Reveal

LOS ANGELES - USA - Experts at the FEETT Institute have revealed what Paris Hilton's feet mean to her physiology.

1 year ago

Stasi Commissars Line Up For Soviet Censored Edinburgh Fringe Festival

EDINBURGH - Scotland - Stasi Commissars and workers enjoyed this year's heavily censored woke soviet Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

1 year ago

Publisher Sees Sales Surge After Gen Z TikToks Buy Daily Squib Anthology

LONDON - England - The publisher of the Daily Squib Anthology and bookshops have seen a massive surge in sales…

1 year ago

Brain Damage: Elon Musk Versus Mark Zuckerberg Cage Fight

ROME - Italy - With the gladiatorial cage fight set to happen between billionaires Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, many…

1 year ago

Bonkers Prince Harry Now Thinks He is an Egyptian Pharaoh

MONTECITO - USA - Harry the bonkers prince, now thinks he is an Egyptian pharaoh and wants to build a…

1 year ago

When Everyone’s Supposedly Famous

LONDON - England - When everyone is supposedly famous, what does that do to actual fame? Are you as rare…

1 year ago

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