WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - You heard the news, there's a six week extension of the debt ceiling. Now's the time to buy.
Fill your boots..
“The Dow and S&P went through the roof yesterday but you might still have a chance to catch some momentum — for another six weeks that is,” Marty Rich, a trading expert told Bloomberg news yesterday.
Another investment expert told news crews outside Wall Street: “You don’t want to get caught selling stock with a six week extension. Buy, buy, buy! But please don’t think about what happens after the six week extension is up.”
Finance experts are advising everyone to buy. Just do it and don’t think about anything else.
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