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Vicar Criticised for Refurbishing 15th Century Village ChurchVicar Criticised for Refurbishing 15th Century Village Church

Vicar Criticised for Refurbishing 15th Century Village Church

GRINDLEFARTLESDEAN - England - Villagers say Reverend Peter Monkswaithe has ‘disfigured the village church’ with a recent refurbishment

3 weeks ago
Meghan Markle Considering Joining OnlyFansMeghan Markle Considering Joining OnlyFans

Meghan Markle Considering Joining OnlyFans

LOS ANGELES - USA - Meghan Markle is expanding her internet influencer market by a possible OnlyFans account that could…

4 weeks ago
White Boy Stung by African Wasp in LesothoWhite Boy Stung by African Wasp in Lesotho

White Boy Stung by African Wasp in Lesotho

MASERU - Lesotho - An angry female African wasp has stung a white boy multiple times, it has been reported.

4 weeks ago
Poverty Britain Rachel Reeves Condemns Millions to MiseryPoverty Britain Rachel Reeves Condemns Millions to Misery

Poverty Britain Rachel Reeves Condemns Millions to Misery

SCUNTHORPE - England - This is poverty Britain, a place blighted by the Labour Chancellor Rachel Reeves condemning millions to…

4 weeks ago
Comrades, Today is a Big Day For My Second Soviet BudgetComrades, Today is a Big Day For My Second Soviet Budget

Comrades, Today is a Big Day For My Second Soviet Budget

GRIMSBY - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves will today announce in her second soviet budget more wonderful punishments of tax,…

4 weeks ago
Progressive Democrats Say “Violence is Okay” Against Trump at Denver RallyProgressive Democrats Say “Violence is Okay” Against Trump at Denver Rally

Progressive Democrats Say “Violence is Okay” Against Trump at Denver Rally

DENVER - USA - According to many Democrats at a recent rally "violence is okay" when used against President Trump…

4 weeks ago
The Empty Cinemas of Woke Snow WhiteThe Empty Cinemas of Woke Snow White

The Empty Cinemas of Woke Snow White

HOLLYWOOD - USA - All across the globe on opening night for the new woke Snow White film, there were…

4 weeks ago
Great News! Keir Starmer Labour to Add £6.43 Trillion Debt by 2029Great News! Keir Starmer Labour to Add £6.43 Trillion Debt by 2029

Great News! Keir Starmer Labour to Add £6.43 Trillion Debt by 2029

GRIMSBY - England - Keir Starmer's Labour government will add £6.43 Trillion debt to the UK by 2029.

4 weeks ago
Film News: Why Tarzan Will Always be Portrayed as WhiteFilm News: Why Tarzan Will Always be Portrayed as White

Film News: Why Tarzan Will Always be Portrayed as White

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Film industry staff have revealed why it is impossible for Tarzan to be portrayed by anyone…

4 weeks ago
Rachel Reeves “Growth” Policies Mean Reduction in Living Standards by 2030Rachel Reeves “Growth” Policies Mean Reduction in Living Standards by 2030

Rachel Reeves “Growth” Policies Mean Reduction in Living Standards by 2030

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Reeves has announced her "growth" policies are working with a projected reduction in living standards…

4 weeks ago