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Pensioner: “I am glad Two-tier Kier has given 15% pay rises to train drivers”

GRIMSBURY - England - A hard-up pensioner persecuted by Two-tier Kier praises Labour's punishing policies against OAPs.

3 months ago

Wow! The Zuck Admits What We Always Knew

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Mark Zuckerberg (The Zuck) has admitted to skewing the 2020 elections for Biden, and mass…

3 months ago

Violent Prisoner Asked to Leave Prison Before Finishing PS5 Game

BELMARSH - England - A violent prisoner asked to leave prison before finishing his PS5 game has decried the new…

3 months ago

Comrade Starmer: “Things Will Get Worse Then Worsen Even More”

LONDON - Soviet EU UK - Our supreme comrade Starmer has revealed that "things will get worse then worsen even…

3 months ago

How to Turn Your Crypto Wallet Into a Slot Machine Jackpot

LONDON - England - Did you know you can turn your crypto wallet into a massive slot machine jackpot? Here's…

3 months ago

Hamas Could Change Their Name to ‘Hummus’

TEHRAN - Iran - A Hamas spokesman has revealed that the terrorist organisation is going to change its name to…

3 months ago

Two-tier Policing: Nightmare of the Notting Hill Carnival

LONDON - England - A Notting Hill resident describes the "nightmare of the Notting Hill Carnival" and two-tier policing.

3 months ago

World War Three Update: Global Tensions Escalate Further

LONDON - England - Global tensions escalate further as we analyse the ongoing precarious situation leading to WW3.

3 months ago

Three Years After US Exit Taliban Thank Biden For Billions of Dollars of Weapons

KABUL - Afghanistan - The disastrous US exit from the country orchestrated by the incompetent Biden admin. is still celebrated…

3 months ago

Episodes of Woke Star Wars Series The Acolyte Used For Interrogation

BLACK SITE - South East Asia - Clandestine espionage interrogation units within intelligence agencies are using The Acolyte to extract…

3 months ago

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